Kimori Family Home

The Kimori Family Home

The Kimori Family now has acquired a House in north east Ankh-Morpork in the Green and tranquil setting of the Tump. Laule Kimori is very pleased to have acquired the new house as the Tump is such a quaint location and has a proper castle near by and is on a hill, which affords as Laule says Fantastic and stunning views over the idyllic and peaceful metropolis that is Ankh-Morpork.

Laule rescued this house as it was the house of the Potpie clan, who Laule is very close links too, considering his Wife Ooonah was a Potpie who married into the Kimori Clan. Laule was sad when he hered the house had gone up for auction but will renovate it and build it back to the glory it once was in dedication to Pame Potpie and for the Glory of the Kimori clan.

Laule has some Ideas on how we can use the house, but would most of all love family members to feel that it is their own place to add and change to make it our own, any financial or physical support is very welcome and please put any new ideas to Laule and I'm sure we can make it a place both to be enjoyed and used.

Down to Laules room ideas -

The front garden - I propose we leave the garden unlocked so people can wander in, and we place a statue(if this is possible) of the great lord Taiki kimori who is our founder of the family in Ankh-Morpork, with a plaque explaining about the family and inviting people if they wish to enjoy the facility's of the house to talk to a member of the family. I may also leave a box with keys as only family members I have permitted will be able to get them.(and npc thief's but I'm not to worried about them)

I propose we lock the front door, if people want to come in and share facilities i am more than happy to permit non family members to certain rooms.

The downstairs hallway - I have transferred most the stuff from the old kimori bedsit to here and propose that this can be one of 2 general storage areas where family members can keep a chest or wardrobe with their personal items in(I propose that each member locks their furniture item to avoid confusion)

The Study(Laule) - This is the room Laule fited out for him and Ooonah and I intend to use it as Laules personal study and refurnish it as it was.

The Lounge(Fegreac) - In dedication to the Potpies I would like to return this room to being a music room and Fegreac has already got us a beautiful bookshelf to put music instruments on. I propose we also put a bookshelf here with a small library of books from the Disc providing there is space. this would make a good space to Idle.

The Kitchen - A good Role play space as always and I am looking for someone who might enjoy equipping this kitchen, I recommend we move the table that Ryuu obtained using 5 finger discount for us and cups, bowls ect.

The Rear Garden(Ceridwen) - I suggested to our Ceridwen that this space could be used for the family witches, a shelf to store teas on, I know that Valdulech prefers camping out beneath the stars and it will be a good place for outside spells.

The Landing - A second storage space where family members can store their stuff also wondered about keeping components here. like a stash of incense for priests and I would always be happy bringing ash back from my hunting in escrow. Of course tell me what you would find useful and we can see about finding features that may be used all Ideas welcome.

The Games Room(Carasel) - Carasel has recently suggested that she would like to try more games out so I have asked her to set up a games room. Id like opinions on the decor of this room I think its quite fitting for a games room I even saw a coffin table I felt may fit in, but that's up to carasel;)

The Master Bedroom - I feel I should give this room over to Taiki as head of the family and will be keen to see what he would like to do with it :)

So there is a line up of rooms in the new Kimori home, because I have put peoples names by rooms dose not mean that they are the only one who can change the room, collaboration is very welcome in fact the more fun and social the house is the better.

As the registered owner of the house Laule holds the money for it and will try to ensure there is always more than 3 months rent in his account so that the house stays in our control, this responsibility is not transferable and I have taken it on happily. If you find using the house useful then I would gladly accept donations to help with upkeep and any furniture and items you would like to add would be wonderful.

Special thanks to Ceridwen and Zari for helping me move.

if you have a key to the old house please take it there and place it on the bedside cabinet.

A chance meeting outside Lancre for Valdulech Kimori

an encounter when hunting near Lancre

You try to tan the fox pelt but only succeed in ruining it, so you throw away the stinking tattered remnants.

You bury the corpse of a Lancre reciprocating fox deep within the earth.

You have gained the small achievement So We Meet Again, in which you had a chance meeting or two. (15000 xp)

Tiny Fulgoris emerges from a thaumic door which appears in midair.

The road here is hard and bare. The ruts created by many passing carts are deep, and there are several trails of ageing footprints in the softer patches. The rotting stump of a tree obstructs part of the trackway. Stands of tall trees cover the ground to the north, east, northeast and southeast and the incredibly steep sides of Lancre Gorge loom to the west and southwest. Ten miles to the north is the Lancre river, two miles to the west is the Lancre river, five miles to the south is Lancre Town, twenty miles to the southeast sits the peak of Bear Mountain, fifty miles to the southeast are some of the long, wall-like peaks of Drumlin's Fell, ten miles to the east is the village of Creel Springs and seven miles to the northwest is the village of Mad Stoat.

It is a freezing cold spindlewinter's morning with a steady breeze and some puffy clouds.
There are two obvious exits: journey south and journey northwest.
Tiny Fulgoris is standing here.


Tiny Fulgoris says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: well hell

A bird lands on the stump, before hastily flying off.

Tiny Fulgoris bows to you.

You bow to Tiny Fulgoris.

You thank Tiny Fulgoris.


You see Tiny Fulgoris of the Sages of the Unknown Shadow, the Fifth Level Wizard.
He is an old dirty b*****d.
He In the peak of his physical form and walking with an easy grace, he swings his baton in a natural graceful arc. A salt and pepper goatee, long almost equiline nose and a piercing gaze from his blue eyes that seem to see into your soul.
He is in good shape.
He is standing.
He has a wooden Djelian shield floating around him.
Holding : Schwing (left hand).
Wearing : a grey fur-trimmed robe, a black backpack, a medium satchel, five gold rings, a stone medallion, a blackened canteen, a coiling gold viper earring, a Philosophers' Society pin and a mirrored timepiece.
Carrying: a lightable torch and an extra-bony fish.

Tiny Fulgoris says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: this obviously isn't Djellibeybi
Tiny Fulgoris sighs.

Tiny Fulgoris laughs.
You say in Morporkian: we are in the kingdom of lancre

Tiny Fulgoris says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: I thought I had left home without my clothes again.

You smile at Tiny Fulgoris.

Tiny Fulgoris says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: I see, I missed by "that" much.

You nod.

A piece of rotten bark falls from the stump.

You say in Morporkian: I have never been to Djellibeybi

Tiny Fulgoris gets a gold ring from a pocket in a medium satchel.
Tiny Fulgoris starts to sketch a door in the air with his finger.
The lines Tiny Fulgoris sketched in the air start to glow a red colour.

A strange green smell escapes from the forming door and slowly wisps its way around the room.
You wave to Tiny Fulgoris.

You could have sworn that your wooden banana just smiled at you.
The door slowly starts to materialise.

Tiny Fulgoris dances and capers madly around the door, throwing bizarre coloured bits of power into it and chanting strange and obscure lyrics.

A dirty piece of fur solidifies with a satisfying thump.

Tiny Fulgoris' extra-bony fish squirms.
The dirty piece of fur wobbles alarmingly.

Tiny Fulgoris says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: I meant to say Djelibeybi.

Tiny Fulgoris asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: you haven't?

Tiny Fulgoris says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: there is alot to see...and smell.
Tiny Fulgoris puts the gold ring in a pocket in the medium satchel.
The dirty piece of fur wobbles alarmingly.

I looked worried

The dirty piece of fur falls!
The portal disappears with a small clap of thunder.
Tiny Fulgoris sighs.
The morning sun disappears behind a cloud.

You nod.

Tiny Fulgoris says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: I've been forced to learn all of my skills again.

A bird lands on the stump, before hastily flying off.

Tiny Fulgoris says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: It's almost insufferable.
You say in Morporkian: i heared its dry there

You nod.

Tiny Fulgoris says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: never rains.
Tiny Fulgoris gets a gold ring from a pocket in a medium satchel.

You say in Morporkian: its hard when you have to learn somthing you once knew

Tiny Fulgoris starts to sketch a door in the air with his finger.
The lines Tiny Fulgoris sketched in the air start to glow a red colour.
A strange green smell escapes from the forming door and slowly wisps its way around the room.
wave Fulgoris

You wave to Tiny Fulgoris.

The door slowly starts to materialise.

Tiny Fulgoris dances and capers madly around the door, throwing bizarre coloured bits of power into it and chanting strange and obscure lyrics.

A mysterious wire mesh door solidifies with a satisfying thump.

This is a thin door made of a wire mesh. It seems to be a portal to another place, defying the laws of Behind and In Front. It is closed.
> Tiny Fulgoris says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: quite
Tiny Fulgoris puts the gold ring in a pocket in the medium satchel.
Tiny Fulgoris opens the mysterious wire mesh door.
wave madly Fulgoris
You wave madly to Tiny Fulgoris.

Tiny Fulgoris acks.


Tiny Fulgoris gives the mysterious wire mesh door a good shove.

You look through the mysterious wire mesh door:
In the heart of the Red Triangle maze, alleys lead in all directions, and you are unsure which way to turn. Six alleys meet here, or possibly, depending on your point of view leave from here. Either way, there are a lot of possible exits.
It is a freezing cold spindlewinter's morning with a steady breeze and some puffy clouds.
There are six obvious exits: north, east, northeast, northwest, southeast and southwest.
> The mysterious wire mesh door wobbles alarmingly.
The mysterious wire mesh door wobbles alarmingly.
Tiny Fulgoris says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Medina
Tiny Fulgoris sighs.
The mysterious wire mesh door wobbles alarmingly.
The mysterious wire mesh door falls!
The portal disappears with a small clap of thunder.
A piece of rotten bark falls from the stump.
say I don't even know where that is!
You exclaim in Morporkian: I don't even know where that is!

You grin.

Tiny Fulgoris says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: you don't want to know.
You say in Morporkian: is it dangerous

Tiny Fulgoris says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: extremely so.

You nod.

Tiny Fulgoris gets a gold ring from a pocket in a medium satchel.
Tiny Fulgoris starts to sketch a door in the air with his finger.
The lines Tiny Fulgoris sketched in the air start to glow a red colour.
A strange green smell escapes from the forming door and slowly wisps its way around the room.
The door slowly starts to materialise.
Tiny Fulgoris dances and capers madly around the door, throwing bizarre coloured bits of power into it and chanting strange and obscure lyrics.
A dirty piece of fur solidifies with a satisfying thump.
Tiny Fulgoris opens the dirty piece of fur.

This is a large dirty piece of fur just hanging in the air. It seems to be a portal to another place, defying the laws of Behind and In Front. It is open.
Tiny Fulgoris puts the gold ring in a pocket in the medium satchel.

You look through the dirty piece of fur:
The street is beginning to get busy here, or quieting down, depending upon your perspective. Small groups of people bustle either on their way to the bazaar or back with arm loads of shopping. The street is also a little aromatic here thanks to the camel fields directly to the south. This is the ideal location for camel herders, being so close to the bazaar and the Tsort Road and so they utilise every bit of land which hasn't been built upon. A gate to the south leads into the fields and then the road continues east towards the junction with Deity Lane and winds west toward the Tsort Road. Someone's house is to the west. A small passage leads to the north.
It is a very warm Seedtime's morning with gusty winds and a beautifully clear sky.
There are three obvious exits: east, west and southwest.
A wooden bucket is by the gate into the field.

A bird lands on the stump, before hastily flying off.

You nod.

Tiny Fulgoris says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: aha, thats the trick, try for a different city and get my original destination.

You could have sworn that your wooden banana blew you a kiss.

You wave to Tiny Fulgoris.

Tiny Fulgoris says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: nice to meet you.
Tiny Fulgoris gives the dirty piece of fur a good shove.
Tiny Fulgoris moves through the dirty piece of fur.
The dirty piece of fur wobbles alarmingly.
The dirty piece of fur wobbles alarmingly.
The morning sun peeks out from behind a cloud.
The dirty piece of fur wobbles alarmingly.
The dirty piece of fur falls!

Later that day I was shopping in Lancre and bought a nice peace of Cake.

You bite eagerly into the Carrot Surprise Cake and savour the unusual sweet and crunchy texture.

This cake is an experiment in exotic fare. The rich, dark exterior has been baked to perfection, concealing the "surprise" inclusion of raw, baby carrots. Each mouthful provides a taste sensation quite unlike any before in the history of baking.
It has just been nibbled on.
It looks nice and fresh.

And invited Carasel, the daughter of my Lord to come to lancre to try this lovely cake.
We have been friends since I came to Ankh-Morpork, despite my poor Morporkian she helped me to comunicate with the other Kimori. With this cake we established the eternal bond of our friendship as best friends.

Laule Kimori's story for the Taxi story contest

A Tale of Two Witches

It was between life and death that I found myself that day, which makes taxiin difficult as the dead don't pay for there rides even before I tried and failed them. This was the way with Taxi requests it seemed, I missed the part when the request came to me where the client said if you taxi me you will kill me! But as always no questions asked I serve to please and when I arrive the details always seep out, "I have no money!" "I didn't know escrow had vampires!" but I guess other Taxi's just get angry, I however am the fluffy, nice but easy to fool Taxi and in this instance I was oh so absent in my thought.

It had always been well known how much I admired Witches, even before I was promoted to head witch in the Guild of taxi's I was always keen to talk to witches but witches so rarely require our services. When a request came from a young witch I was very excited, so awoken by the thought that I quite forgot myself.

She was waiting at a small church in Sto lat, I admit this made me more keen than ever as I requested her kindly to follow me and called upon pishe to grant me and my young fare the means to travel. This was my first mistake as I could not travel from within a sanctuary so I took her by the hand and lead her outside, my second mistake!

I saw flowers, brides maids, people cheering and birds singing songs of celebration......A lynch mob was waiting!

Unknown to me this innocent Witch had committed crimes against the good people of Sto lat and even though I was quick to move to defend her I was too late, one thug had grabbed her and I treed to keep a grip of her hand but the crowd surged around me and she had gone like a small boat that has been pulled from the shore by the rage of a storm.

I found her body..... I knelt and I cried, why hadent she told me and it soon dawned why she had been in the sanctuary in the first place and I felt such a fool. I felt a cold hand resting reassuringly on my shoulder.

Still very shocked and dazed by the whole thing I raised my hand to my shoulder, my sigh deep I closed my eyes, one last tear rolled down my cheek as I said "you have departed."

It felt very different and although I had helped many souls find their way back to the world of the living, I knew that even Pishe could not grant my request here, and the severity of the situation was clear.

Back in the Taxi Guild office sat behind my desk feeling very feeble, when the call comes in. Another witch requires help in the Ramtops!

I says resolved "I am there!"

It was dark by the time I arrived in Razorback, the message read "beside Fire fly lake" in a fine scripted hand. I climbed down off the bridge and walked with some trepidation down towards the lake.

Sat on the quaint bench awaiting fare, elbows on my knees, face in my palms considering the day's events when I felt the cold sharp of a blade against my throat...... My breaths deepened...... my pulse quickened...... I could feel the sweat on my brow even though it was not a warm night.

I felt warm breaths flow from my ear on to my neck, I waited......

"Laule Kimori?" her voice was cutting but had a softness to it that I just couldn't place. "I need your help" The blade still held tight to my jugular, I mustered the courage to speak and only could manage in a grunt of a man in fear for his life "Yes?", "Did you see others on the way here?" she withdrew the blade, I felt relieved and thankful.

I stood up, "No, I saw no one" She stepped into the light of the moon and I caught a glimpse of her pale as the purely driven snow skin, her eyes mirrored the colour of the moon light as it penetrates the canopy above and her lips..... drew my attention as she spoke a whisper "where can you take me?" lips red like blood.

I felt like I was in a dream and I gazed a little longer into her eyes before I realized I was staring. I quickly glanced over at the pool "The pool is beautiful!" I absently said.

I could sense impatience in her voice.... but also tiredness "I can't run anymore!" she looked around nervously, "they have not let me rest, it all started in Bad ass on the lane near granny's! Since they have taken my broom" She looked very weary.

Suddenly there was a flash! She Gasped "their here!", figures clad in black where all around us.
I moved to defend her drawing my mighty mace into both hands. I swung wildly but they where just too quick, lightning arched across the clearing narrowly missing me catching the witch square in the chest.

Her tired body slumped to the ground. I stooped over here, my heart pumping.... she was still breathing and then I knew where to go! I called out to pishe and we faded into the clearing.

Kneeling on the rainy more tears dampened my rain drenched check further, I placed my hands on the burns on her chest and preyed and the life came back into her, She smiled and said "I just need some space to breath, need to get away!"

Her words returned the warmth into my bones, I wiped my face with the back of my hand, stood and sheathed my Retribution. "When you have recovered your strength, I have a beautiful secluded place for you in the mountain kingdom of Calh-Nhad far far away."

My Wedding Day - by Laule Kimori

This is the edge of Firefly Lake, a spectacular and secluded spot, alluring to both nature lovers or lovers by nature. Perfect for those who wish to spend time admiring the scenery with that special someone. The lake glows and sparkles in the light, while the trees sway slightly in a cool breeze. An occasional swan swims across the clear, blue waters as if in an artist's landscape, but somehow it seems that it would be better to wait until dark to see the real beauty of this lake. The wooden bench here is set perfectly to look out across the lake and admire the resplendence of the area.It is a warm summer prime's evening with almost no wind and a beautifully clear sky.
Competent Uhr Kimori is sitting here and Magistrate Jeanie, Black Ooonah Potpie (dim), Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie, an aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound, Holy Kyoshi Kimori and Sister Carasel Kimori are standing here.

A simple bench is sitting on the grass beside the lake.
A brief splattering of raindrops land on the ground as Pious Pli Veridicus appears, accompanied by the tang of ozone.
You feel dry now.
Pious Pli Veridicus puts the title changer in a pocket in the hunter's pack.

Black Ooonah Potpie suddenly steps out of the foreground next to you.Black Ooonah Potpie screams.
You say: now im ready
You smile.
Magistrate Jeanie listens carefully to Black Ooonah Potpie.Competent Uhr Kimori grins.
Black Ooonah Potpie cracks her knuckles.Black Ooonah Potpie flutters her eyelashes.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie cowers in a corner from Black Ooonah Potpie.
Black Ooonah Potpie sidles up to you.Competent Uhr Kimori whispers loudly goddaddy brought cake?

You smile uneasily.
Jeanie asks Ooonah Potpie and you Shall we start then?
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal flame ring shimmers.
You tell Ooonah Potpie and Jeanie indeed and thank you Pious Pli Veridicus smiles at Black Ooonah Potpie.
Pious Pli Veridicus smiles at you.
Black Ooonah Potpie wrings her hands over and over and over and over and overPious Pli Veridicus hugs Magistrate Jeanie.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Please cut down any spam, we are about to begin.
A wedding arbour appears in a puff of romance.
Magistrate Jeanie offers to marry you to Black Ooonah Potpie.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's small blue scorpion peers at you with a disdainful look.
Black Ooonah Potpie freaks out.Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's oversized bright blue spider gnashes its mandibles audibly.
You agree to marry Black Ooonah Potpie.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: We are gathered here to perform a marriage on very short notice - and at least I am a bit relieved to see that the bride shows no signs of having to marry _right now_ or it being too late.
You smile happily.
Pious Pli Veridicus cheers enthusiastically at you.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: So maybe it's just the love that Ooonah and Laule share that brings them here today, a love that makes them unable to stand living without the other for a single day longer.
Black Ooonah Potpie looks downBlack Ooonah Potpie sucks her tummy in
Magistrate Jeanie smiles at you.Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Let us go ahead.

Magistrate Jeanie opens the thin book to page 1.
You nod.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie gives Ooonah away as she is the only other Potpie present.
You thank Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie.
Magistrate Jeanie reads page one of an open thin book.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound lies down.Magistrate Jeanie asks with a Lancrastian accent: Laule, will you take Ooonah as your wife? Will you love her, comfort her, honour and keep her, and forsaking all others, keep only unto her, as long as you both shall live?
Black Ooonah Potpie clings onto Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie pats Black Ooonah Potpie on the head.

You say: I will
Magistrate Jeanie smiles.
Magistrate Jeanie asks with a Lancrastian accent: Ooonah, will you take Laule as your husband? Will you love him, comfort him, honour and keep him, and forsaking all others, keep only unto him, as long as you both shall live?
Black Ooonah Potpie gasps in astonishment.

It seems so peaceful here.
Black Ooonah Potpie beams brightly.Black Ooonah Potpie nods happily.Black Ooonah Potpie exclaims with a Morporkian accent: I will!A glittering sprinkle of light scatters about the room from Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace.Magistrate Jeanie smiles.
Black Ooonah Potpie does a little danceMultilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings slithers around a bit.

You smile very happliy.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: I think there was something the groom wanted to do now.
Black Ooonah Potpie agrees to marry you.Black Ooonah Potpie blinks.
Black Ooonah Potpie blinks at you.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound wonders what space turtles eat.Sister Carasel Kimori's dragonhead ring breathes little streams of fire.Magistrate Jeanie listens carefully to you.

You sing "we said weed walk together" softly and a little nerviously to Black Ooonah Potpie.
Black Ooonah Potpie fans Laule a little cause he looks like he passed outThere is a sudden white flash around Pious Pli Veridicus.
You sing "baby come what may" stronger now to Black Ooonah Potpie.Black Ooonah Potpie blushes at you.
You sing "that come the twilight" to Black Ooonah Potpie.
You sing "should we lose our way"
You sing now looking at Black Ooonah Potpie "if as we are walking our hands should slip free"
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal flame ring glimmers.
Black Ooonah Potpie holds your hand and You sing "i will wait for you" while gazing into Black Ooonah Potpie's eyes.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound quietly ponders this life.
You sing to Black Ooonah Potpie "should i fall behind I will wait for to you. "

A leaf floats down and lands in the lake, causing ripples to glitter around it.
You take a deep breath filling your lungs full of the crisp cool air.
You sing out looking across the lake "now everyone dreams of a love lasting and true"
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie grins at Black Ooonah Potpie.
Scattered light dances from Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace.
Black Ooonah Potpie swoons at you.
You sing "but you and i know what this life can do" turning back to look at Black Ooonah Potpie.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings glitters.
You sing "so let us make our steps clear so the other may see."
You sing "and I will wait for you" to Black Ooonah Potpie.
You sing to Black Ooonah Potpie "should i fall behind I will wait for to you."
Black Ooonah Potpie turns all sorts of colours

You sing "Now theres a beutiful river in the valey ahead" to Black Ooonah Potpie.
A breeze flows across the area, cooling your face and gently tousling your hair.
Competent Uhr Kimori sniffs away a tear
You sing "There neath the oaks bow soon we will be wed" to Black Ooonah Potpie.
You sing "should we lose each other" to Black Ooonah Potpie.
Sister Carasel Kimori's dragonhead ring snorts little puffs of smoke into the air.
Black Ooonah Potpie fans herself and smiles brightly
You sing "in the shadow of the evenings trees" to Black Ooonah Potpie.
You sing "I will wait for you" to Black Ooonah Potpie.Black Ooonah Potpie hums to you.
You sing "should I fall behind wait for......." to Black Ooonah Potpie.
You sing "me"

Black Ooonah Potpie looks at you.
You say: few
You smile at Pli Veridicus, Jeanie, Ooonah Potpie, Shenandoah Potpie, the aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound, Uhr Kimori, Kyoshi Kimori and Carasel Kimori.
Magistrate Jeanie applauds you wholeheartedly.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace glimmers.
Magistrate Jeanie exclaims with a Lancrastian accent: Now that's love!
Competent Uhr Kimori claps his hands.
Sister Carasel Kimori cheers enthusiastically.
Black Ooonah Potpie exclaims to you with a Morporkian accent: you are so sweet Laule!Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal flame ring shimmers.
You smile lovingly at Black Ooonah Potpie.
Competent Uhr Kimori says with a Morporkian accent: Goddady has good voice
Pious Pli Veridicus cheers enthusiastically at you.
Competent Uhr Kimori nods sagely.
Pious Pli Veridicus kneels and prays quietly for a few moments.
Magistrate Jeanie says to Sister Carasel Kimori with a Lancrastian accent: The rings please.
Black Ooonah Potpie squirms delightedly.
Sister Carasel Kimori gives a white gold wedding ring and a dragonhead ring to Magistrate Jeanie.

A leaf floats down and lands in the lake, causing ripples to glitter around it.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound sniffs the air.
You thank Black Ooonah Potpie with all the love in your heart.
A few glittering bubbles detach themselves from Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings and bob cheerily away.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Please, Laule, give this ring to Ooonah and repeat after me:
Magistrate Jeanie gives a white gold wedding ring to you.Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: With this ring, I marry you and join my life to yours.
You give a white gold wedding ring to Black Ooonah Potpie.
You say: With this ring, I marry you and join my life to yours.Magistrate Jeanie smiles.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound looks calmly at Competent Uhr Kimori.
You smile happily.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Now, Ooonah, please give this ring to Laule and repeat after me:
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound stands up.
Magistrate Jeanie gives a dragonhead ring to Black Ooonah Potpie.Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: With this ring, I marry you and join my life to yours.
You gaze lovingly at Black Ooonah Potpie.The evening sun disappears behind a cloud.
You smile at Black Ooonah Potpie.

You see Black Ooonah Potpie the Witch. She is a strapping young human lass. A dark Drow Queen crosses your mind at a lingering glance at her etheral beauty. Chestnut skin glows, and clouds of shockingly white hair frame a haunting vissage. Her neck is long and regal, the dips and curves of it hold jewelry in a very sexy manner, making you want to touch her there. Hands as delicate as whispers move gracefully like leaves in the wind. They seem to almost flutter as she fiddles with things...She is in good shape.She is standing.You can't help but notice sixteen warts upon her face.She has a frying pan floating around her.A small swarm of powdery grey moths is spiralling chaotically around her.She looks rather warm.Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand).Wearing : a pair of lace-up ladies' boots, a crude string bag, a small backpack, a pointy black hat, a D'reg wedding dress, a set of jingly handmaiden's bangles, a brightly coloured bangle and a platinum engagement ring.Carrying: a dragonhead ring and a white gold wedding ring.

A breeze flows across the area, cooling your face and gently tousling your hair.
Magistrate Jeanie asks with a Lancrastian accent: Ooonah, can you hear me?Black Ooonah Potpie's dragonhead ring yawns sleepily.
Laule Kimori looks nervious
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie prods Black Ooonah Potpie.
A glittering sprinkle of light scatters about the room from Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace.
You tell Jeanie and Pli Veridicus: she will be back
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings glints richly.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: All this may have been a bit much in short time for the loverly bride Ooonah, let's hope she recovers soon.

Black Ooonah Potpie panics.
Black Ooonah Potpie pants.
You tell Pli Veridicus and Jeanie: she is proberbly panicking more than us
Magistrate Jeanie smiles at Black Ooonah Potpie.
Black Ooonah Potpie freaks out.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: All is fine.
You beam at Black Ooonah Potpie.

A leaf floats down and lands in the lake, causing ripples to glitter around it.
Black Ooonah Potpie faints.
Black Ooonah Potpie apologises.
You say: just happy you are back
Black Ooonah Potpie curses her loss of conciousness.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Nothing to apologise for.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie hugs Black Ooonah Potpie.
Black Ooonah Potpie wears a white gold wedding ring.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Now, Ooonah, please give the ring to Laule and repeat after me:Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: With this ring, I marry you and join my life to yours.
Black Ooonah Potpie gives a dragonhead ring to you.
The evening sun peeks out from behind a cloud.You beam brightly.
You wear a dragonhead ring.
Black Ooonah Potpie says with a Morporkian accent: With this ring, I marry you and join my life to yours
Magistrate Jeanie smiles at you.
Magistrate Jeanie closes the thin book.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Let us pray.You smile like a man in heaven.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Our lady Pishe, creator and preserver of all life, please look with favor upon those who have assembled here, and especially upon this man and this woman who decided to live together in matrimony.
You bow your head
Scattered light dances from Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Give them wisdom and devotion, that each may be to the other a strength in need, a counselor in perplexity, a comfort in sorrow, and a companion in joy. Give them grace, when they hurt each other, to recognize and acknowledge their fault, and to seek each other's forgiveness.
Your dragonhead ring snorts little puffs of smoke into the air.
Sister Carasel Kimori spends a moment in thought with her head bowed.
Pious Pli Veridicus spends a moment in thought with his head bowed.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: And give them such fulfillment of their mutual affection that they may reach out in love and concern for others.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie briefly bows her head and mutters something.
Black Ooonah Potpie shuffles her feet in embarrassment.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Ooonah and Laule, by the authority vested in me by our Lady Pishe and by the Council of Ankh-Morpork, I now pronounce you husband and wife. From this day on, your lives shall forever be joined by the vows you made today.
You smile at Black Ooonah Potpie.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings glitters.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie congratulates you.

Black Ooonah Potpie gasps in astonishment.
Black Ooonah Potpie gasps in astonishment at you.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Those who were joined together here today, let no man put asunder.
A white dove appears from nowhere and drops a wedding ring into your hands.
The dove then flies to Black Ooonah Potpie and drops a matching wedding ring into she hands before flying away.
Magistrate Jeanie marries Black Ooonah Potpie to you.
The wedding arbour vanishes into a romance dimension.

Black Ooonah Kimori gasps in astonishment at you.
Sister Carasel Kimori cheers enthusiastically.
Competent Uhr Kimori stands up.
Competent Uhr Kimori cheers enthusiastically.
Magistrate Jeanie says to you with a Lancrastian accent: You may kiss the Bride.
Black Ooonah Kimori tackles you.

The swan ducks its head into the water and comes back up flapping its wings.
You kiss Black Ooonah Kimori softly and sweetly.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie woos at you.
Pious Pli Veridicus cheers you.
Black Ooonah Kimori stands on her tiptoes
Competent Uhr Kimori dances and cheers wildly
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal flame ring pulses warmly.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: And now it is my happy privilege to congratulate and introduce to you the newly wed couple Ooonah and Laule.
Pious Pli Veridicus cheers enthusiastically at you.
Magistrate Jeanie congratulates you.
You kiss Black Ooonah Kimori softly and sweetly with love some more.
Black Ooonah Kimori kisses you passionately.
Pious Pli Veridicus applauds Magistrate Jeanie wholeheartedly.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie cheers enthusiastically at you.
You thank Magistrate Jeanie.

Competent Uhr Kimori cheers enthusiastically.
Magistrate Jeanie and Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie cheer enthusiastically at you.
Black Ooonah Kimori exclaims with a Morporkian accent: I am married?!?!
Pious Pli Veridicus hugs Magistrate Jeanie.
Black Ooonah Kimori exclaims to you with a Morporkian accent: we are married?!?!
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound yawns.
Competent Uhr Kimori says with a Morporkian accent: Jeanie sais so
Black Ooonah Kimori explodes cake.Competent Uhr Kimori exclaims with a Morporkian accent:

Now we eat cake!
Competent Uhr Kimori looks around for cake
Black Ooonah Kimori snuggles up to you affectionately.
Black Ooonah Kimori hugs you.
Competent Uhr Kimori asks with a Morporkian accent: Who brought cake?
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie gibbers madly.
Black Ooonah Kimori says to Competent Uhr Kimori with a Morporkian accent: I think they forgot the cake...
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie curls up in Black Ooonah Potpie's lap.

Competent Uhr Kimori wonders if he was suposed to bring the cake
Competent Uhr Kimori panics.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace glimmers.
Black Ooonah Kimori comforts Competent Uhr Kimori.
A bubble pops in Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings.
Black Ooonah Kimori purrs contentedly at Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie.
Competent Uhr Kimori grins.Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie asks with a Lancrastian accent: we could have pasta instead?

Competent Uhr Kimori says with a Morporkian accent: Uhr likes pasta
Ooonah Kimori exclaims to Jeanie and you: WORKING ON IT!
Black Ooonah Kimori likes pasta too
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie lifts Ooonah up in the jewish chair dance.It seems so peaceful here.
Black Ooonah Kimori bobs up and down trying not to fall off
Your dragonhead ring yawns sleepily.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie giggles at Black Ooonah Kimori.
Magistrate Jeanie sits down.
Magistrate Jeanie stands up.

The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound nibbles on her shoulder.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie puts Ooonah down gently.
Pious Pli Veridicus waves madly to you.
Magistrate Jeanie waves to Pious Pli Veridicus.
Competent Uhr Kimori chuckles.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal flame ring glimmers.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie eats imaginary raspberry cheesecake

The swan ducks its head into the water and comes back up flapping its wings.
Competent Uhr Kimori asks with a Morporkian accent: What we do now?
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Well, having spoken of the advantages of cake vs no cake earlier, I think a marriage with groom and bride present is still great, even in absence of cake.
Competent Uhr Kimori nods.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound yawns.

A glittering sprinkle of light scatters about the room from Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace.
Black Ooonah Kimori screams.
You cheer enthusiastically.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings glints richly.Black

Ooonah Kimori says with a Morporkian accent: Im a Kimori Pie
Black Ooonah Kimori gasps in astonishment.
Competent Uhr Kimori says with a Morporkian accent: Uhr likes pie
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie weeps with Black Ooonah Kimori.
Black Ooonah Kimori cheers enthusiastically.
You cuddle Black Ooonah Kimori happily.
You say: thank you all for this you have made us both so happy
Competent Uhr Kimori smiles happily.
Magistrate Jeanie exclaims with a Lancrastian accent: My pleasure. May you have a happy life as a married couple!

You ask Black Ooonah Kimori: do you like the ring?
Your dragonhead ring breathes little streams of fire.
A breeze flows across the area, cooling your face and gently tousling your hair.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie pats you on the back.
You thank Magistrate Jeanie again for getting this together so quickly.
You thank Sister Carasel Kimori for being best woman.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound wonders where the t-shop is.
You thank Competent Uhr Kimori for being best godson.
Magistrate Jeanie smiles at you.

Competent Uhr Kimori cheers enthusiastically at you.
Black Ooonah Kimori reads the wedding ring.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound sniffs thoughtfully at the air.
Black Ooonah Kimori exclaims to you with a Morporkian accent: I love it sweetie!

Jeanie tells Ooonah Kimori and you: I hope the ceremony was ok for you - we didn't really have time to talk about things beforehand.The flames on Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal flame ring seem to dance.
Ooonah Kimori exclaims to Jeanie and you: It was lovely!
Black Ooonah Kimori thanks you.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound nibbles on her shoulder.
Black Ooonah Kimori beams brightly.

Competent Uhr Kimori asks with a Morporkian accent: Kyoshi! You have cake?
Holy Kyoshi Kimori cheers enthusiastically at you.
Magistrate Jeanie exclaims with a Lancrastian accent: Now I'll have to do the paperwork for your marriage at the Council. Have a nice day!

Black Ooonah Kimori exclaims to you with a Morporkian accent: cake!
Holy Kyoshi Kimori hugs Black Ooonah Kimori.
A bubble pops in Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings.
You thank Holy Kyoshi Kimori for coming.Black Ooonah Kimori huggles Holy Kyoshi Kimori.
Magistrate Jeanie waves to you.Holy Kyoshi Kimori waves to Magistrate Jeanie.Magistrate Jeanie opens the gate and goes through.
You wave to Magistrate Jeanie.
A leaf floats down and lands in the lake, causing ripples to glitter around it.

Black Ooonah Kimori exclaims to you with a Morporkian accent: you were very prepared! all I did was have a dress!
You exclaim to Holy Kyoshi Kimori: this means the kimori and potpie clans have a link!
Black Ooonah Kimori beams brightly.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie collapses from excitement.
Holy Kyoshi Kimori gasps in astonishment.

Black Ooonah Kimori nods happily.
You exclaim: Ooonah you are so beutiful!
Black Ooonah Kimori blushes hotly.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie raises her glass and toasts you with toast.
Black Ooonah Kimori swirls in her tiny wedding dress
You beam lots and lots.

...................And they all had Cake and tattoos and lived happily ever after.

'Interview with a Roleplayer: Laule Kimori' by Aell von Glitz

Written in Agatean:

This month's interview had to be brief, as my organising of the
Assassins' House Games left me with very little spare time to
write. I sat in my study sorting papers, wondering who I should
ask to interview, when a leaflet dropped out from inside a stack
of forms. "TAXI -- The Original Portal Club" decorated the front,
with a picture of a smiling priest on the front. The priest, I
knew, was Laule Kimori -- President of the Taxi Club. After some
inquiring, I found that Laule was on an extended break to his
grandmother's house in Bois. So, summoning my own taxi, I headed
on to meet him.

He answered the door with his usual welcoming smile. "I'm very
much looking forward to talking to you," he stated, gesturing for
me to come in. "If you're happy to come into my little room
upstairs, it's quiet and safe, and we won't be disturbed."
Thanking him, I followed him up the stairs and took the empty
seat he gestured to. As he perched on the edge of his bed, I
immediately got right down to business, questioning Laule about
his early life.

"Well I grew up in the forests near here," he started, gazing out
the windows to the woodlands of Bois. "It was such a wonderful
place to be a child; kind woodsmen, talking mice... quite ideal,
I think!" I noticed his gaze was dreamy and reminiscent so I left
him with his thoughts for a few moments before encouraging him to
tell me more.

"I didn't know at the time that my family originated from far
across the sea. I always wondered about my father's accent, but
being a child I was quite oblivious to the world outside Bois!"
He chuckled to himself, his rounded belly shaking with the
movement. "When I grew older and desired to venture from Bois, I
travelled to Genua. I found, to my surprise, an older brother and
sister that I had not known about. Suddenly the world seemed very
big."

I noticed a certain innocence about Laule that was not
immediately apparent when meeting him. I speculate now, whilst
writing this, that growing up in a secluded fairytale village
like Bois leaves you with a certain childish naivety, especially
when venturing out into the rest of the Disc.

"Suddenly I had family where I only had solitude before,"
continued Laule, warmth reaching his reminiscent eyes. "There
were so many people I had not met, so I travelled to Ankh-Morpork
where the rest of my family had made a home. It took me qite a
while to get there," he added, "but I had some skills, and I had
seen an advertisement in the paper for people who could transport
others around... so by the powers that Pishe granted me I was
able to use this as a chance to earn a living whilst exploring my
heritage!"

I'd noticed that Laule had mentioned he was a follower of Pishe.
My curiosity taking the better of me, I inquired what had drawn
him to this walk of life. "If I said that I was lost in the
forest and found Pishe, it would not be far from the truth! I
wandered at night into a wooded place, with a pool," he stated,
his gestures now somewhat animated. "There was a priest there and
his words rang clear in my mind. I had only ever a desire for
good."

The whole scenario struck me as being the closest thing to
'fate', but I did have to wonder what Laule would have done had
he not found that secluded pool. "Well, I don't think it's a
secret the admiration, should I say, that I have developed for
witches." He chuckled to himself. "I would talk about them so
frequently with the fellow members of taxi, they jokingly made me
their head witch."

And it was with this that our interview ended. The sun was
setting over the peaceful village of Bois, and Laule escorted me
to the door where my taxi was patiently waiting. I asked if he
had any closing remarks before I left. "Do you know what it's
like to stand on the ice fields at the Hub and look over all of
the Disc?" And with a wink, he shut the door, leaving me to
ponder this on my short journey back home.

Macha and Anjin's wedding

Some of the Kimori family where invited to a beautiful wedding ceremony today, proceedings follow:

Macha Hirashi says: alright everyone shut up! so we can start
Macha Hirashi grins.
Magistrate Jeanie says: Before we start, please try to be a bit
    quiet. Nay eating, drinking, chatting during the ceremony :)
Eliza Kimori sits down and admires the couple quietly, .. almost a tear in her eye.
Sister Eloise Hirashi sits down.
Magistrate Jeanie smiles.
Macha Hirashi giggles.
Sister Sushiko sits down.
Minister Llia Kimori sits down.
Young Tritia Rainseeker sits down.
Pious Dvalinn sits down down.
Minister Llia Kimori prostrates herself and shouts praise to
Pishe, Goddess of Slight Showers.
Pious Dvalinn sits down.
Minister Llia Kimori sits up.
Magistrate Jeanie says: We have come together in this beautiful
    park to witness and to celebrate the marriage of Macha and
    Anjin. Love brings here today two people who found each
    other in this and in another world, and who want to spend
    their lives together in both.
The bronze moon dragon peers at Magistrate Jeanie.
Minister Llia Kimori's small white mouse politely raises his hat
to a passing insect.
The bronze moon dragon stands up.
Magistrate Jeanie says: Here in this world and in this park be
    Macha, a yeng woman from Ankh-Morpork, and Anjin, a yeng man
    here from Bes Pelargic. Love brought them together despite
    all the differences in their lives: language, culture,
    traditions - and a few thousand moiles, too.
Magistrate Jeanie smiles at Macha Hirashi and Anjin Hirashi.
The tiny duckling quacks.
The tiny duckling goes "Quack".
Magistrate Jeanie says: So, Macha and Anjin, if at some point in
    yer future lives, yer love seems to falter and yer live
    together seems to be falling apart, think of how love
    brought ye together across continents. Love knows neither
    bounds nayr boundaries, and if ye want it, love will surely
    take ye through both the good and bad times.
Ressi Uchiha giggles.
The tiny duckling goes "Quack".
Magistrate Jeanie says: But let us nayt speak of bad times, when
    happy times and happy events be clearly ahead.
Magistrate Jeanie says: And for the happy event we be celebrating
    here, Oi think there be something ye'd loike to tell each
    other.
Pious Laule Kimori arrives from the southwest.
The bronze moon dragon gets frustrated as she tries to groom herself all over.
Magistrate Jeanie nudges Anjin Hirashi.
Eliza whispers something to Ressi Uchiha.
The tiny duckling quacks.
Pious Laule Kimori bows deeply.
Ressi Uchiha smiles at Pious Laule Kimori.
Eliza shushes Pious Laule Kimori.
Some ice forms slowly over one of the streams.
Anjin Hirashi says in Agatean: Today I, Anjin Jurianu Hilahsi,
    give my rove, my sool and my rife to yoo, Macha. I swear to
    alway care for andplotect yoo flom all that oppose yoo, to
    share in yoor high and yoor row, to be to yoo what yoo are
    to me a guiding right in the darkest of day and someone to
    help yoo shoold yoo fall.
Ressi Uchiha smiles.
Pious Laule Kimori beams.
Macha Hirashi smiles.
Ressi Uchiha sniffs.
Eliza gets a handkerchief from a pocket in the hunter's pack.
Macha Hirashi says: When we met, we clicked. We became friends
    instantly, then lovers, and soon we were in love. Everytime
    I'm with you it's as if I'm walking on air. When I'm in a
    bad mood, you brighten my day and have me smiling almost
    immediately. When your arms around me, I feel safe, loved,
    and as they say all warm and fuzzy inside.
Eliza gives a handkerchief to Ressi Uchiha.
Ressi Uchiha nods quietly to Eliza
Macha Hirashi says: I find it... difficult to describe just how
    much I love you. So let me say this: I'm here today to join
    my life to yours, not merely as your wife, but as your
    friend, your lover, and your confidant. I swear to be true
    to you, love you, and respect you as we grow together for
    eternity. Let me be the shoulder you lean on,the rock on
    which you rest,the companion of your life.
Macha Hirashi says: With a free and unconstrained soul I pledge
    my entire self to you, I give you all that I am, and all I
    ever will be. I promise to always stand by your side, listen
    when you speak, comfort you when you cry, and laugh when you
    laugh.
The tiny duckling goes "Quack".
Magistrate Jeanie smiles at Macha Hirashi and Anjin Hirashi.
Macha Hirashi blushes.
Magistrate Jeanie says: Macha and Anjin, with all that was said
    here before these witnesses, Oi have nay doubt wot the
    answers to moi questions will be, but still Oi do ask.
Magistrate Jeanie gets a closed thin book from a pocket in a
white linen bag.
Magistrate Jeanie opens the thin book to page 1.
Eliza blinks a tear away.
Magistrate Jeanie asks: Anjin, will ye take Macha as yer wife?
    Will ye love her, comfort her, honour and keep her, and
    forsaking all others, keep only unto her, as long as ye both
    shall live?
Anjin Hirashi says in Agatean: i will
Ressi Uchiha smiles.
Magistrate Jeanie nods at Anjin Hirashi.
Magistrate Jeanie asks: Macha, will ye take Anjin as yer husband?
    Will ye love him, comfort him, honour and keep him, and
    forsaking all others, keep only unto him, as long as ye both
    shall live?
Macha Hirashi says: i will
Young Tritia Rainseeker sniffs.
Magistrate Jeanie smiles.
Magistrate Jeanie closes the thin book.
Magistrate Jeanie puts the closed thin book in a pocket in the
white linen bag.
Ressi Uchiha opens the small waxed paper packet.
Magistrate Jeanie offers to marry Anjin Hirashi to Macha Hirashi.
Macha Hirashi agrees to marry Anjin Hirashi.
Anjin Hirashi agrees to marry Macha Hirashi.
Magistrate Jeanie gets a seven-plus-one diamond wedding ring and
a gold ribbon wedding band from a pocket in an azure gabardine
vestment.
Magistrate Jeanie says: May these rings be symbols of yer love
    for and faith in each other, and may they always remind ye
    of yer feelings on this day.
Eliza gasps quietly.
Magistrate Jeanie gives a seven-plus-one diamond wedding ring to
Anjin Hirashi.
Anjin Hirashi says in Agatean: I swear before all plesent I take
    yoo a my wife for all eternity, to rove yoo until rove no
    rongah exist. Take this ling a a sign of my eternal rove and
    devotion to yoo.
The tiny duckling flaps its tiny wings uselessly.
Anjin Hirashi gives a seven-plus-one diamond wedding ring to
Macha Hirashi.
Ressi Uchiha woos.
Macha Hirashi removes a pair of cyan fingerless gloves so she can
wear a seven-plus-one diamond wedding ring.
Macha Hirashi wears a pair of cyan fingerless gloves.
Macha Hirashi says: Wherever the winding, unknown road that is
    fate may take me, I will stand by your side as your wife,
    and will never, ever stop loving you. So before these
    witnesses, I give you this ring as a sign of my eternal love
    and devotion to you.
Minister Llia Kimori tears up.
Magistrate Jeanie gives a gold ribbon wedding band to Macha
Hirashi.
Macha Hirashi gives a gold ribbon wedding band to Anjin Hirashi.
Anjin Hirashi wears a gold ribbon wedding band.
Ressi Uchiha clears away more tears with the handkerchief.
Macha Hirashi smiles.
Sister Eloise Hirashi beams brightly.
Magistrate Jeanie says: Let us pray.
Ressi Uchiha spends a moment in thought with her head bowed.
Pious Laule Kimori smiles brightly and as if totaly enthralled.
Magistrate Jeanie says: Our lady Pishe, creator and preserver of
    all life, please look with favor upon those who have
    assembled here, and especially upon this man and this woman
    who decided to live together in matrimony.
Magistrate Jeanie says: Give them wisdom and devotion, that each
    may be to the other a strength in need, a counselor in
    perplexity, a comfort in sorrow, and a companion in joy.
    Give them grace, when they hurt each other, to recognize and
    acknowledge their fault, and to seek each other's
    forgiveness.
Minister Llia Kimori prostrates herself and shouts praise to
Pishe, Goddess of Slight Showers.
The tiny duckling flaps its tiny wings uselessly.
Pious Laule Kimori kneels and prays quietly for a few moments.
The lake lies in the distance, frozen.
Magistrate Jeanie says: And give them such fulfillment of their
    mutual affection that they may reach out in love and concern
    for others.
Magistrate Jeanie smiles.
Young Tritia Rainseeker smiles.
Sister Eloise Hirashi briefly bows her head and mutters something.
Magistrate Jeanie says: Macha and Anjin, by the authority vested
    in me by our Lady Pishe and by the Council of Ankh-Morpork,
    Oi nayw pronounce ye husband and wife. From this day on, yer
    lives shall forever be joined by the vows ye made today.
Magistrate Jeanie says: Those who were joined together here
    today, let nay man put asunder.
A white dove appears from nowhere and drops a wedding ring into
Anjin Hirashi's hands.  It then flies to Macha Hirashi and drops
a matching ring into her hands before flying away.
Magistrate Jeanie marries Anjin Hirashi to Macha Hirashi.
The wedding arbour vanishes into a romance dimension.
Sister Sushiko sobs happily.
Two tiny ducklings goes "Quack".
You applaud Jeanie, Macha Hirashi and Anjin Hirashi wholeheartedly.
Minister Llia Kimori cheers happily.
The wolf-like Ramtop wolfhound sniffs thoughtfully at the air.
The fat duck goes "Quack".
Sister Eloise Hirashi cheers enthusiastically.
Young Tritia Rainseeker cheers enthusiastically at Macha Hirashi
and Anjin Hirashi.
Magistrate Jeanie says to Anjin Hirashi: Ye may kiss the bride.
Eliza whistles in appreciation and joy.
Minister Llia Kimori woos.
Anjin Hirashi kisses Macha Hirashi sweetly.
Macha Hirashi blushes brightly.
The wolf-like Ramtop wolfhound wonders where to join the nearest
drove.
Sister Eloise Hirashi sighs dreamily.
Ressi Uchiha says: cheers all.
Magistrate Jeanie says: And nayw it be moi happy privilege to
    congratulate and introduce to ye the newly wed couple Macha
    and Anjin Hirashi.
Magistrate Jeanie congratulates Macha Hirashi and Anjin Hirashi.
Sister Sushiko woos.
Ressi Uchiha whistles.
Pious Laule Kimori cheers in congratulations at Anjin Hirashi and
Macha Hirashi.
Pious Laule Kimori's dragonhead ring snorts little puffs of smoke
into the air.
You raise your glass and toast Anjin Hirashi and Macha Hirashi.
Mrs Macha Hirashi beams brightly.
Young Tritia Rainseeker congratulates Mrs Macha Hirashi and Anjin
Hirashi.
Minister Llia Kimori congratulates Anjin Hirashi and Mrs Macha
Hirashi.
Sister Eloise Hirashi cheers anjin; cheer at Mrs Macha Hirashi.
Anjin Hirashi holds Mrs Macha Hirashi's hand.
Ressi Uchiha squeezes Mrs Macha Hirashi and Anjin Hirashi fondly.
Mrs Macha Hirashi hugs Anjin Hirashi tightly.
You stand up.
Pious Dvalinn congratulates Anjin Hirashi.
Pious Dvalinn sips the clear wine glass of fine red wine.
Pious Laule Kimori congratulates Mrs Macha Hirashi and Anjin
Hirashi.
Sister Eloise Hirashi congratulates Anjin Hirashi.
Young Tritia Rainseeker hugs Anjin Hirashi.
Young Tritia Rainseeker hugs Mrs Macha Hirashi.
Sister Eloise Hirashi congratulates Mrs Macha Hirashi.
Eliza Kimori's drink-a-maton wine dispenser quacks: When your glass is empty, just drop it to the floor and I'll fill it.
Ressi Uchiha stands up.
Magistrate Jeanie gets a clear pint glass of fine red wine from
Blue Moon Park.
The cold winter night hangs over the frozen landscape.
Sister Sushiko congratulates Anjin Hirashi and Mrs Macha Hirashi.
Eliza says: What A beautiful ceremony
Sister Sushiko sips the clear wine glass of fine red wine.
Eliza congratulates Magistrate Jeanie on a job well done.
Magistrate Jeanie beams at you.
Sister Eloise Hirashi beams at Magistrate Jeanie.
Magistrate Jeanie thanks you.
Sister Eloise Hirashi sips the clear wine glass of fine red wine.
Anjin Hirashi hugs Magistrate Jeanie gratefully.
Sister Sushiko gets some multi-coloured confetti from a pocket in
a Hertmes grey ostrich handbag.
Mrs Macha Hirashi giggles.
Pious Laule Kimori bows reverently to Magistrate Jeanie.
Magistrate Jeanie smiles at Pious Laule Kimori.
Mrs Macha Hirashi giggles.
Sister Sushiko throws some multi-coloured confetti over Anjin
Hirashi and Mrs Macha Hirashi.
Mrs Macha Hirashi laughs.
Mrs Macha Hirashi holds Anjin Hirashi.
Anjin Hirashi holds Mrs Macha Hirashi.

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