Saturday, January 16, 2010

A meeting with an odd stranger

Miss Valdulech bows to you.
Miss Valdulech exclaims to you with an Uberwaldean accent: i seek the nobalis faemdiuseus kimori!
Miss Valdulech looks at you.
Miss Valdulech smiles at you.
Miss Valdulech bows deeply to you.

You say in Agatean: Hello
You kowtow.

Miss Valdulech asks you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: vo you yadaukza uberwaldean?

You say in Uberwaldean: Barely.
You ponder.
Kyoshi Kimori has an idea
You get a purple baton from a pocket in the black backpack.
You hold a purple baton in your right hand.
You find it much more difficult to perform tongues because you are using the purple baton as an external focus for the ritual. However, this is partially mitigated by the fact that you are near a sacred shower.
You kneel and spread your arms in benediction.
You pray for the Apostles' Gift.
Loudly now, you chant the names of Pishe in the many languages of the Discworld.
You humbly request the power to spread Pishe's Word.

You say in Uberwaldean: That should do the trick.
You say in Uberwaldean: For as long as the ritual lasts

Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: wow i understand you!

You nod at Miss Valdulech.

Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: I have journyed here from Uberwald looking for the nobal family name Kimori!

You say in Uberwaldean: Yes, I used the gift of my Goddess to break the language barriers for a short time.
You say in Uberwaldean: Ah, yes. I am Kimori.
You say in Uberwaldean: But from uberwald? That's a new one for me.

Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: that is indeed a valuable guift!
Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: I read of your family name in my father's journal!

You ask in Uberwaldean: Oh? How come?

Miss Valdulech says to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: pro was ka traveler
Miss Valdulech says to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: he is gone blavo
Miss Valdulech looks sad as she gazzes into the distance.
Miss Valdulech bows deeply to you.
Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: pro came to our bhanano zyescho lokttomakha, thats gdye pro drota and brekyeka sta mother but szczzo daszovki a clooro time kaklo now!
Miss Valdulech smiles bashfully at you.

Kyoshi Kimori doesn't understand half of it
You ask in Uberwaldean: Come again? He was a traveler and then?

Miss Valdulech says to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: he is gone now
Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: he came to our baren land exploring, thats where he met and maried my mother but that was a long time ago now!

You ask in Uberwaldean: Ah, and what did he write down about Kimori in the journal?

Miss Valdulech says to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: it is good to speak to a Kimori at last, i have been trying to understand morporkian but it is slow
Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: he said he meet the nobal family, in a far off land!
Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: ya szovyolodha get the jurnal kudha show you deszrosliptuszovki!

Kyoshi Kimori raises a finger and says 'one moment please'.
Kyoshi Kimori repeats her ritual from earlier.

You ask in Uberwaldean: Yes, you were saying?

Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: i should get the jurnal and show you perhaps!

You nod at Miss Valdulech.
You say in Uberwaldean: Indeed. That would be interesting.

Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: but it is back in escrow and it is a long journy, and now i need to rest!

You say in Uberwaldean: I can give you a lift to Escrow if you want, we'll be there very quickly.

Miss Valdulech says to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: I am sceptical, but not now

You invite Miss Valdulech to follow you.
You grin.

Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: ya szczkukza you for your yadro kudha hope we droyeta kacrama szovlyeno!

You mutter under your breath.

Miss Valdulech shakes her head at you.

You ask in Uberwaldean: Come again?

Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: i thank you for your time and hope we meet again soon!
Miss Valdulech says to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: and maybe you can show me how you travel

You say in Uberwaldean: Ah right. Sure.
You wave to Miss Valdulech.
Kyoshi Kimori goes back to worshipping Pishe

Miss Valdulech waves to you.
Miss Valdulech leaves down.