Laule Kimori's story for the Taxi story contest

A Tale of Two Witches

It was between life and death that I found myself that day, which makes taxiin difficult as the dead don't pay for there rides even before I tried and failed them. This was the way with Taxi requests it seemed, I missed the part when the request came to me where the client said if you taxi me you will kill me! But as always no questions asked I serve to please and when I arrive the details always seep out, "I have no money!" "I didn't know escrow had vampires!" but I guess other Taxi's just get angry, I however am the fluffy, nice but easy to fool Taxi and in this instance I was oh so absent in my thought.

It had always been well known how much I admired Witches, even before I was promoted to head witch in the Guild of taxi's I was always keen to talk to witches but witches so rarely require our services. When a request came from a young witch I was very excited, so awoken by the thought that I quite forgot myself.

She was waiting at a small church in Sto lat, I admit this made me more keen than ever as I requested her kindly to follow me and called upon pishe to grant me and my young fare the means to travel. This was my first mistake as I could not travel from within a sanctuary so I took her by the hand and lead her outside, my second mistake!

I saw flowers, brides maids, people cheering and birds singing songs of celebration......A lynch mob was waiting!

Unknown to me this innocent Witch had committed crimes against the good people of Sto lat and even though I was quick to move to defend her I was too late, one thug had grabbed her and I treed to keep a grip of her hand but the crowd surged around me and she had gone like a small boat that has been pulled from the shore by the rage of a storm.

I found her body..... I knelt and I cried, why hadent she told me and it soon dawned why she had been in the sanctuary in the first place and I felt such a fool. I felt a cold hand resting reassuringly on my shoulder.

Still very shocked and dazed by the whole thing I raised my hand to my shoulder, my sigh deep I closed my eyes, one last tear rolled down my cheek as I said "you have departed."

It felt very different and although I had helped many souls find their way back to the world of the living, I knew that even Pishe could not grant my request here, and the severity of the situation was clear.

Back in the Taxi Guild office sat behind my desk feeling very feeble, when the call comes in. Another witch requires help in the Ramtops!

I says resolved "I am there!"

It was dark by the time I arrived in Razorback, the message read "beside Fire fly lake" in a fine scripted hand. I climbed down off the bridge and walked with some trepidation down towards the lake.

Sat on the quaint bench awaiting fare, elbows on my knees, face in my palms considering the day's events when I felt the cold sharp of a blade against my throat...... My breaths deepened...... my pulse quickened...... I could feel the sweat on my brow even though it was not a warm night.

I felt warm breaths flow from my ear on to my neck, I waited......

"Laule Kimori?" her voice was cutting but had a softness to it that I just couldn't place. "I need your help" The blade still held tight to my jugular, I mustered the courage to speak and only could manage in a grunt of a man in fear for his life "Yes?", "Did you see others on the way here?" she withdrew the blade, I felt relieved and thankful.

I stood up, "No, I saw no one" She stepped into the light of the moon and I caught a glimpse of her pale as the purely driven snow skin, her eyes mirrored the colour of the moon light as it penetrates the canopy above and her lips..... drew my attention as she spoke a whisper "where can you take me?" lips red like blood.

I felt like I was in a dream and I gazed a little longer into her eyes before I realized I was staring. I quickly glanced over at the pool "The pool is beautiful!" I absently said.

I could sense impatience in her voice.... but also tiredness "I can't run anymore!" she looked around nervously, "they have not let me rest, it all started in Bad ass on the lane near granny's! Since they have taken my broom" She looked very weary.

Suddenly there was a flash! She Gasped "their here!", figures clad in black where all around us.
I moved to defend her drawing my mighty mace into both hands. I swung wildly but they where just too quick, lightning arched across the clearing narrowly missing me catching the witch square in the chest.

Her tired body slumped to the ground. I stooped over here, my heart pumping.... she was still breathing and then I knew where to go! I called out to pishe and we faded into the clearing.

Kneeling on the rainy more tears dampened my rain drenched check further, I placed my hands on the burns on her chest and preyed and the life came back into her, She smiled and said "I just need some space to breath, need to get away!"

Her words returned the warmth into my bones, I wiped my face with the back of my hand, stood and sheathed my Retribution. "When you have recovered your strength, I have a beautiful secluded place for you in the mountain kingdom of Calh-Nhad far far away."

My Wedding Day - by Laule Kimori

This is the edge of Firefly Lake, a spectacular and secluded spot, alluring to both nature lovers or lovers by nature. Perfect for those who wish to spend time admiring the scenery with that special someone. The lake glows and sparkles in the light, while the trees sway slightly in a cool breeze. An occasional swan swims across the clear, blue waters as if in an artist's landscape, but somehow it seems that it would be better to wait until dark to see the real beauty of this lake. The wooden bench here is set perfectly to look out across the lake and admire the resplendence of the area.It is a warm summer prime's evening with almost no wind and a beautifully clear sky.
Competent Uhr Kimori is sitting here and Magistrate Jeanie, Black Ooonah Potpie (dim), Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie, an aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound, Holy Kyoshi Kimori and Sister Carasel Kimori are standing here.

A simple bench is sitting on the grass beside the lake.
A brief splattering of raindrops land on the ground as Pious Pli Veridicus appears, accompanied by the tang of ozone.
You feel dry now.
Pious Pli Veridicus puts the title changer in a pocket in the hunter's pack.

Black Ooonah Potpie suddenly steps out of the foreground next to you.Black Ooonah Potpie screams.
You say: now im ready
You smile.
Magistrate Jeanie listens carefully to Black Ooonah Potpie.Competent Uhr Kimori grins.
Black Ooonah Potpie cracks her knuckles.Black Ooonah Potpie flutters her eyelashes.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie cowers in a corner from Black Ooonah Potpie.
Black Ooonah Potpie sidles up to you.Competent Uhr Kimori whispers loudly goddaddy brought cake?

You smile uneasily.
Jeanie asks Ooonah Potpie and you Shall we start then?
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal flame ring shimmers.
You tell Ooonah Potpie and Jeanie indeed and thank you Pious Pli Veridicus smiles at Black Ooonah Potpie.
Pious Pli Veridicus smiles at you.
Black Ooonah Potpie wrings her hands over and over and over and over and overPious Pli Veridicus hugs Magistrate Jeanie.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Please cut down any spam, we are about to begin.
A wedding arbour appears in a puff of romance.
Magistrate Jeanie offers to marry you to Black Ooonah Potpie.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's small blue scorpion peers at you with a disdainful look.
Black Ooonah Potpie freaks out.Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's oversized bright blue spider gnashes its mandibles audibly.
You agree to marry Black Ooonah Potpie.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: We are gathered here to perform a marriage on very short notice - and at least I am a bit relieved to see that the bride shows no signs of having to marry _right now_ or it being too late.
You smile happily.
Pious Pli Veridicus cheers enthusiastically at you.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: So maybe it's just the love that Ooonah and Laule share that brings them here today, a love that makes them unable to stand living without the other for a single day longer.
Black Ooonah Potpie looks downBlack Ooonah Potpie sucks her tummy in
Magistrate Jeanie smiles at you.Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Let us go ahead.

Magistrate Jeanie opens the thin book to page 1.
You nod.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie gives Ooonah away as she is the only other Potpie present.
You thank Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie.
Magistrate Jeanie reads page one of an open thin book.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound lies down.Magistrate Jeanie asks with a Lancrastian accent: Laule, will you take Ooonah as your wife? Will you love her, comfort her, honour and keep her, and forsaking all others, keep only unto her, as long as you both shall live?
Black Ooonah Potpie clings onto Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie pats Black Ooonah Potpie on the head.

You say: I will
Magistrate Jeanie smiles.
Magistrate Jeanie asks with a Lancrastian accent: Ooonah, will you take Laule as your husband? Will you love him, comfort him, honour and keep him, and forsaking all others, keep only unto him, as long as you both shall live?
Black Ooonah Potpie gasps in astonishment.

It seems so peaceful here.
Black Ooonah Potpie beams brightly.Black Ooonah Potpie nods happily.Black Ooonah Potpie exclaims with a Morporkian accent: I will!A glittering sprinkle of light scatters about the room from Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace.Magistrate Jeanie smiles.
Black Ooonah Potpie does a little danceMultilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings slithers around a bit.

You smile very happliy.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: I think there was something the groom wanted to do now.
Black Ooonah Potpie agrees to marry you.Black Ooonah Potpie blinks.
Black Ooonah Potpie blinks at you.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound wonders what space turtles eat.Sister Carasel Kimori's dragonhead ring breathes little streams of fire.Magistrate Jeanie listens carefully to you.

You sing "we said weed walk together" softly and a little nerviously to Black Ooonah Potpie.
Black Ooonah Potpie fans Laule a little cause he looks like he passed outThere is a sudden white flash around Pious Pli Veridicus.
You sing "baby come what may" stronger now to Black Ooonah Potpie.Black Ooonah Potpie blushes at you.
You sing "that come the twilight" to Black Ooonah Potpie.
You sing "should we lose our way"
You sing now looking at Black Ooonah Potpie "if as we are walking our hands should slip free"
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal flame ring glimmers.
Black Ooonah Potpie holds your hand and You sing "i will wait for you" while gazing into Black Ooonah Potpie's eyes.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound quietly ponders this life.
You sing to Black Ooonah Potpie "should i fall behind I will wait for to you. "

A leaf floats down and lands in the lake, causing ripples to glitter around it.
You take a deep breath filling your lungs full of the crisp cool air.
You sing out looking across the lake "now everyone dreams of a love lasting and true"
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie grins at Black Ooonah Potpie.
Scattered light dances from Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace.
Black Ooonah Potpie swoons at you.
You sing "but you and i know what this life can do" turning back to look at Black Ooonah Potpie.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings glitters.
You sing "so let us make our steps clear so the other may see."
You sing "and I will wait for you" to Black Ooonah Potpie.
You sing to Black Ooonah Potpie "should i fall behind I will wait for to you."
Black Ooonah Potpie turns all sorts of colours

You sing "Now theres a beutiful river in the valey ahead" to Black Ooonah Potpie.
A breeze flows across the area, cooling your face and gently tousling your hair.
Competent Uhr Kimori sniffs away a tear
You sing "There neath the oaks bow soon we will be wed" to Black Ooonah Potpie.
You sing "should we lose each other" to Black Ooonah Potpie.
Sister Carasel Kimori's dragonhead ring snorts little puffs of smoke into the air.
Black Ooonah Potpie fans herself and smiles brightly
You sing "in the shadow of the evenings trees" to Black Ooonah Potpie.
You sing "I will wait for you" to Black Ooonah Potpie.Black Ooonah Potpie hums to you.
You sing "should I fall behind wait for......." to Black Ooonah Potpie.
You sing "me"

Black Ooonah Potpie looks at you.
You say: few
You smile at Pli Veridicus, Jeanie, Ooonah Potpie, Shenandoah Potpie, the aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound, Uhr Kimori, Kyoshi Kimori and Carasel Kimori.
Magistrate Jeanie applauds you wholeheartedly.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace glimmers.
Magistrate Jeanie exclaims with a Lancrastian accent: Now that's love!
Competent Uhr Kimori claps his hands.
Sister Carasel Kimori cheers enthusiastically.
Black Ooonah Potpie exclaims to you with a Morporkian accent: you are so sweet Laule!Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal flame ring shimmers.
You smile lovingly at Black Ooonah Potpie.
Competent Uhr Kimori says with a Morporkian accent: Goddady has good voice
Pious Pli Veridicus cheers enthusiastically at you.
Competent Uhr Kimori nods sagely.
Pious Pli Veridicus kneels and prays quietly for a few moments.
Magistrate Jeanie says to Sister Carasel Kimori with a Lancrastian accent: The rings please.
Black Ooonah Potpie squirms delightedly.
Sister Carasel Kimori gives a white gold wedding ring and a dragonhead ring to Magistrate Jeanie.

A leaf floats down and lands in the lake, causing ripples to glitter around it.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound sniffs the air.
You thank Black Ooonah Potpie with all the love in your heart.
A few glittering bubbles detach themselves from Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings and bob cheerily away.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Please, Laule, give this ring to Ooonah and repeat after me:
Magistrate Jeanie gives a white gold wedding ring to you.Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: With this ring, I marry you and join my life to yours.
You give a white gold wedding ring to Black Ooonah Potpie.
You say: With this ring, I marry you and join my life to yours.Magistrate Jeanie smiles.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound looks calmly at Competent Uhr Kimori.
You smile happily.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Now, Ooonah, please give this ring to Laule and repeat after me:
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound stands up.
Magistrate Jeanie gives a dragonhead ring to Black Ooonah Potpie.Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: With this ring, I marry you and join my life to yours.
You gaze lovingly at Black Ooonah Potpie.The evening sun disappears behind a cloud.
You smile at Black Ooonah Potpie.

You see Black Ooonah Potpie the Witch. She is a strapping young human lass. A dark Drow Queen crosses your mind at a lingering glance at her etheral beauty. Chestnut skin glows, and clouds of shockingly white hair frame a haunting vissage. Her neck is long and regal, the dips and curves of it hold jewelry in a very sexy manner, making you want to touch her there. Hands as delicate as whispers move gracefully like leaves in the wind. They seem to almost flutter as she fiddles with things...She is in good shape.She is standing.You can't help but notice sixteen warts upon her face.She has a frying pan floating around her.A small swarm of powdery grey moths is spiralling chaotically around her.She looks rather warm.Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand).Wearing : a pair of lace-up ladies' boots, a crude string bag, a small backpack, a pointy black hat, a D'reg wedding dress, a set of jingly handmaiden's bangles, a brightly coloured bangle and a platinum engagement ring.Carrying: a dragonhead ring and a white gold wedding ring.

A breeze flows across the area, cooling your face and gently tousling your hair.
Magistrate Jeanie asks with a Lancrastian accent: Ooonah, can you hear me?Black Ooonah Potpie's dragonhead ring yawns sleepily.
Laule Kimori looks nervious
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie prods Black Ooonah Potpie.
A glittering sprinkle of light scatters about the room from Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace.
You tell Jeanie and Pli Veridicus: she will be back
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings glints richly.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: All this may have been a bit much in short time for the loverly bride Ooonah, let's hope she recovers soon.

Black Ooonah Potpie panics.
Black Ooonah Potpie pants.
You tell Pli Veridicus and Jeanie: she is proberbly panicking more than us
Magistrate Jeanie smiles at Black Ooonah Potpie.
Black Ooonah Potpie freaks out.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: All is fine.
You beam at Black Ooonah Potpie.

A leaf floats down and lands in the lake, causing ripples to glitter around it.
Black Ooonah Potpie faints.
Black Ooonah Potpie apologises.
You say: just happy you are back
Black Ooonah Potpie curses her loss of conciousness.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Nothing to apologise for.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie hugs Black Ooonah Potpie.
Black Ooonah Potpie wears a white gold wedding ring.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Now, Ooonah, please give the ring to Laule and repeat after me:Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: With this ring, I marry you and join my life to yours.
Black Ooonah Potpie gives a dragonhead ring to you.
The evening sun peeks out from behind a cloud.You beam brightly.
You wear a dragonhead ring.
Black Ooonah Potpie says with a Morporkian accent: With this ring, I marry you and join my life to yours
Magistrate Jeanie smiles at you.
Magistrate Jeanie closes the thin book.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Let us pray.You smile like a man in heaven.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Our lady Pishe, creator and preserver of all life, please look with favor upon those who have assembled here, and especially upon this man and this woman who decided to live together in matrimony.
You bow your head
Scattered light dances from Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Give them wisdom and devotion, that each may be to the other a strength in need, a counselor in perplexity, a comfort in sorrow, and a companion in joy. Give them grace, when they hurt each other, to recognize and acknowledge their fault, and to seek each other's forgiveness.
Your dragonhead ring snorts little puffs of smoke into the air.
Sister Carasel Kimori spends a moment in thought with her head bowed.
Pious Pli Veridicus spends a moment in thought with his head bowed.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: And give them such fulfillment of their mutual affection that they may reach out in love and concern for others.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie briefly bows her head and mutters something.
Black Ooonah Potpie shuffles her feet in embarrassment.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Ooonah and Laule, by the authority vested in me by our Lady Pishe and by the Council of Ankh-Morpork, I now pronounce you husband and wife. From this day on, your lives shall forever be joined by the vows you made today.
You smile at Black Ooonah Potpie.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings glitters.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie congratulates you.

Black Ooonah Potpie gasps in astonishment.
Black Ooonah Potpie gasps in astonishment at you.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Those who were joined together here today, let no man put asunder.
A white dove appears from nowhere and drops a wedding ring into your hands.
The dove then flies to Black Ooonah Potpie and drops a matching wedding ring into she hands before flying away.
Magistrate Jeanie marries Black Ooonah Potpie to you.
The wedding arbour vanishes into a romance dimension.

Black Ooonah Kimori gasps in astonishment at you.
Sister Carasel Kimori cheers enthusiastically.
Competent Uhr Kimori stands up.
Competent Uhr Kimori cheers enthusiastically.
Magistrate Jeanie says to you with a Lancrastian accent: You may kiss the Bride.
Black Ooonah Kimori tackles you.

The swan ducks its head into the water and comes back up flapping its wings.
You kiss Black Ooonah Kimori softly and sweetly.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie woos at you.
Pious Pli Veridicus cheers you.
Black Ooonah Kimori stands on her tiptoes
Competent Uhr Kimori dances and cheers wildly
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal flame ring pulses warmly.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: And now it is my happy privilege to congratulate and introduce to you the newly wed couple Ooonah and Laule.
Pious Pli Veridicus cheers enthusiastically at you.
Magistrate Jeanie congratulates you.
You kiss Black Ooonah Kimori softly and sweetly with love some more.
Black Ooonah Kimori kisses you passionately.
Pious Pli Veridicus applauds Magistrate Jeanie wholeheartedly.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie cheers enthusiastically at you.
You thank Magistrate Jeanie.

Competent Uhr Kimori cheers enthusiastically.
Magistrate Jeanie and Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie cheer enthusiastically at you.
Black Ooonah Kimori exclaims with a Morporkian accent: I am married?!?!
Pious Pli Veridicus hugs Magistrate Jeanie.
Black Ooonah Kimori exclaims to you with a Morporkian accent: we are married?!?!
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound yawns.
Competent Uhr Kimori says with a Morporkian accent: Jeanie sais so
Black Ooonah Kimori explodes cake.Competent Uhr Kimori exclaims with a Morporkian accent:

Now we eat cake!
Competent Uhr Kimori looks around for cake
Black Ooonah Kimori snuggles up to you affectionately.
Black Ooonah Kimori hugs you.
Competent Uhr Kimori asks with a Morporkian accent: Who brought cake?
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie gibbers madly.
Black Ooonah Kimori says to Competent Uhr Kimori with a Morporkian accent: I think they forgot the cake...
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie curls up in Black Ooonah Potpie's lap.

Competent Uhr Kimori wonders if he was suposed to bring the cake
Competent Uhr Kimori panics.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace glimmers.
Black Ooonah Kimori comforts Competent Uhr Kimori.
A bubble pops in Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings.
Black Ooonah Kimori purrs contentedly at Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie.
Competent Uhr Kimori grins.Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie asks with a Lancrastian accent: we could have pasta instead?

Competent Uhr Kimori says with a Morporkian accent: Uhr likes pasta
Ooonah Kimori exclaims to Jeanie and you: WORKING ON IT!
Black Ooonah Kimori likes pasta too
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie lifts Ooonah up in the jewish chair dance.It seems so peaceful here.
Black Ooonah Kimori bobs up and down trying not to fall off
Your dragonhead ring yawns sleepily.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie giggles at Black Ooonah Kimori.
Magistrate Jeanie sits down.
Magistrate Jeanie stands up.

The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound nibbles on her shoulder.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie puts Ooonah down gently.
Pious Pli Veridicus waves madly to you.
Magistrate Jeanie waves to Pious Pli Veridicus.
Competent Uhr Kimori chuckles.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal flame ring glimmers.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie eats imaginary raspberry cheesecake

The swan ducks its head into the water and comes back up flapping its wings.
Competent Uhr Kimori asks with a Morporkian accent: What we do now?
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Well, having spoken of the advantages of cake vs no cake earlier, I think a marriage with groom and bride present is still great, even in absence of cake.
Competent Uhr Kimori nods.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound yawns.

A glittering sprinkle of light scatters about the room from Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace.
Black Ooonah Kimori screams.
You cheer enthusiastically.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings glints richly.Black

Ooonah Kimori says with a Morporkian accent: Im a Kimori Pie
Black Ooonah Kimori gasps in astonishment.
Competent Uhr Kimori says with a Morporkian accent: Uhr likes pie
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie weeps with Black Ooonah Kimori.
Black Ooonah Kimori cheers enthusiastically.
You cuddle Black Ooonah Kimori happily.
You say: thank you all for this you have made us both so happy
Competent Uhr Kimori smiles happily.
Magistrate Jeanie exclaims with a Lancrastian accent: My pleasure. May you have a happy life as a married couple!

You ask Black Ooonah Kimori: do you like the ring?
Your dragonhead ring breathes little streams of fire.
A breeze flows across the area, cooling your face and gently tousling your hair.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie pats you on the back.
You thank Magistrate Jeanie again for getting this together so quickly.
You thank Sister Carasel Kimori for being best woman.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound wonders where the t-shop is.
You thank Competent Uhr Kimori for being best godson.
Magistrate Jeanie smiles at you.

Competent Uhr Kimori cheers enthusiastically at you.
Black Ooonah Kimori reads the wedding ring.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound sniffs thoughtfully at the air.
Black Ooonah Kimori exclaims to you with a Morporkian accent: I love it sweetie!

Jeanie tells Ooonah Kimori and you: I hope the ceremony was ok for you - we didn't really have time to talk about things beforehand.The flames on Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal flame ring seem to dance.
Ooonah Kimori exclaims to Jeanie and you: It was lovely!
Black Ooonah Kimori thanks you.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound nibbles on her shoulder.
Black Ooonah Kimori beams brightly.

Competent Uhr Kimori asks with a Morporkian accent: Kyoshi! You have cake?
Holy Kyoshi Kimori cheers enthusiastically at you.
Magistrate Jeanie exclaims with a Lancrastian accent: Now I'll have to do the paperwork for your marriage at the Council. Have a nice day!

Black Ooonah Kimori exclaims to you with a Morporkian accent: cake!
Holy Kyoshi Kimori hugs Black Ooonah Kimori.
A bubble pops in Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings.
You thank Holy Kyoshi Kimori for coming.Black Ooonah Kimori huggles Holy Kyoshi Kimori.
Magistrate Jeanie waves to you.Holy Kyoshi Kimori waves to Magistrate Jeanie.Magistrate Jeanie opens the gate and goes through.
You wave to Magistrate Jeanie.
A leaf floats down and lands in the lake, causing ripples to glitter around it.

Black Ooonah Kimori exclaims to you with a Morporkian accent: you were very prepared! all I did was have a dress!
You exclaim to Holy Kyoshi Kimori: this means the kimori and potpie clans have a link!
Black Ooonah Kimori beams brightly.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie collapses from excitement.
Holy Kyoshi Kimori gasps in astonishment.

Black Ooonah Kimori nods happily.
You exclaim: Ooonah you are so beutiful!
Black Ooonah Kimori blushes hotly.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie raises her glass and toasts you with toast.
Black Ooonah Kimori swirls in her tiny wedding dress
You beam lots and lots.

...................And they all had Cake and tattoos and lived happily ever after.

'Interview with a Roleplayer: Laule Kimori' by Aell von Glitz

Written in Agatean:

This month's interview had to be brief, as my organising of the
Assassins' House Games left me with very little spare time to
write. I sat in my study sorting papers, wondering who I should
ask to interview, when a leaflet dropped out from inside a stack
of forms. "TAXI -- The Original Portal Club" decorated the front,
with a picture of a smiling priest on the front. The priest, I
knew, was Laule Kimori -- President of the Taxi Club. After some
inquiring, I found that Laule was on an extended break to his
grandmother's house in Bois. So, summoning my own taxi, I headed
on to meet him.

He answered the door with his usual welcoming smile. "I'm very
much looking forward to talking to you," he stated, gesturing for
me to come in. "If you're happy to come into my little room
upstairs, it's quiet and safe, and we won't be disturbed."
Thanking him, I followed him up the stairs and took the empty
seat he gestured to. As he perched on the edge of his bed, I
immediately got right down to business, questioning Laule about
his early life.

"Well I grew up in the forests near here," he started, gazing out
the windows to the woodlands of Bois. "It was such a wonderful
place to be a child; kind woodsmen, talking mice... quite ideal,
I think!" I noticed his gaze was dreamy and reminiscent so I left
him with his thoughts for a few moments before encouraging him to
tell me more.

"I didn't know at the time that my family originated from far
across the sea. I always wondered about my father's accent, but
being a child I was quite oblivious to the world outside Bois!"
He chuckled to himself, his rounded belly shaking with the
movement. "When I grew older and desired to venture from Bois, I
travelled to Genua. I found, to my surprise, an older brother and
sister that I had not known about. Suddenly the world seemed very
big."

I noticed a certain innocence about Laule that was not
immediately apparent when meeting him. I speculate now, whilst
writing this, that growing up in a secluded fairytale village
like Bois leaves you with a certain childish naivety, especially
when venturing out into the rest of the Disc.

"Suddenly I had family where I only had solitude before,"
continued Laule, warmth reaching his reminiscent eyes. "There
were so many people I had not met, so I travelled to Ankh-Morpork
where the rest of my family had made a home. It took me qite a
while to get there," he added, "but I had some skills, and I had
seen an advertisement in the paper for people who could transport
others around... so by the powers that Pishe granted me I was
able to use this as a chance to earn a living whilst exploring my
heritage!"

I'd noticed that Laule had mentioned he was a follower of Pishe.
My curiosity taking the better of me, I inquired what had drawn
him to this walk of life. "If I said that I was lost in the
forest and found Pishe, it would not be far from the truth! I
wandered at night into a wooded place, with a pool," he stated,
his gestures now somewhat animated. "There was a priest there and
his words rang clear in my mind. I had only ever a desire for
good."

The whole scenario struck me as being the closest thing to
'fate', but I did have to wonder what Laule would have done had
he not found that secluded pool. "Well, I don't think it's a
secret the admiration, should I say, that I have developed for
witches." He chuckled to himself. "I would talk about them so
frequently with the fellow members of taxi, they jokingly made me
their head witch."

And it was with this that our interview ended. The sun was
setting over the peaceful village of Bois, and Laule escorted me
to the door where my taxi was patiently waiting. I asked if he
had any closing remarks before I left. "Do you know what it's
like to stand on the ice fields at the Hub and look over all of
the Disc?" And with a wink, he shut the door, leaving me to
ponder this on my short journey back home.

Macha and Anjin's wedding

Some of the Kimori family where invited to a beautiful wedding ceremony today, proceedings follow:

Macha Hirashi says: alright everyone shut up! so we can start
Macha Hirashi grins.
Magistrate Jeanie says: Before we start, please try to be a bit
    quiet. Nay eating, drinking, chatting during the ceremony :)
Eliza Kimori sits down and admires the couple quietly, .. almost a tear in her eye.
Sister Eloise Hirashi sits down.
Magistrate Jeanie smiles.
Macha Hirashi giggles.
Sister Sushiko sits down.
Minister Llia Kimori sits down.
Young Tritia Rainseeker sits down.
Pious Dvalinn sits down down.
Minister Llia Kimori prostrates herself and shouts praise to
Pishe, Goddess of Slight Showers.
Pious Dvalinn sits down.
Minister Llia Kimori sits up.
Magistrate Jeanie says: We have come together in this beautiful
    park to witness and to celebrate the marriage of Macha and
    Anjin. Love brings here today two people who found each
    other in this and in another world, and who want to spend
    their lives together in both.
The bronze moon dragon peers at Magistrate Jeanie.
Minister Llia Kimori's small white mouse politely raises his hat
to a passing insect.
The bronze moon dragon stands up.
Magistrate Jeanie says: Here in this world and in this park be
    Macha, a yeng woman from Ankh-Morpork, and Anjin, a yeng man
    here from Bes Pelargic. Love brought them together despite
    all the differences in their lives: language, culture,
    traditions - and a few thousand moiles, too.
Magistrate Jeanie smiles at Macha Hirashi and Anjin Hirashi.
The tiny duckling quacks.
The tiny duckling goes "Quack".
Magistrate Jeanie says: So, Macha and Anjin, if at some point in
    yer future lives, yer love seems to falter and yer live
    together seems to be falling apart, think of how love
    brought ye together across continents. Love knows neither
    bounds nayr boundaries, and if ye want it, love will surely
    take ye through both the good and bad times.
Ressi Uchiha giggles.
The tiny duckling goes "Quack".
Magistrate Jeanie says: But let us nayt speak of bad times, when
    happy times and happy events be clearly ahead.
Magistrate Jeanie says: And for the happy event we be celebrating
    here, Oi think there be something ye'd loike to tell each
    other.
Pious Laule Kimori arrives from the southwest.
The bronze moon dragon gets frustrated as she tries to groom herself all over.
Magistrate Jeanie nudges Anjin Hirashi.
Eliza whispers something to Ressi Uchiha.
The tiny duckling quacks.
Pious Laule Kimori bows deeply.
Ressi Uchiha smiles at Pious Laule Kimori.
Eliza shushes Pious Laule Kimori.
Some ice forms slowly over one of the streams.
Anjin Hirashi says in Agatean: Today I, Anjin Jurianu Hilahsi,
    give my rove, my sool and my rife to yoo, Macha. I swear to
    alway care for andplotect yoo flom all that oppose yoo, to
    share in yoor high and yoor row, to be to yoo what yoo are
    to me a guiding right in the darkest of day and someone to
    help yoo shoold yoo fall.
Ressi Uchiha smiles.
Pious Laule Kimori beams.
Macha Hirashi smiles.
Ressi Uchiha sniffs.
Eliza gets a handkerchief from a pocket in the hunter's pack.
Macha Hirashi says: When we met, we clicked. We became friends
    instantly, then lovers, and soon we were in love. Everytime
    I'm with you it's as if I'm walking on air. When I'm in a
    bad mood, you brighten my day and have me smiling almost
    immediately. When your arms around me, I feel safe, loved,
    and as they say all warm and fuzzy inside.
Eliza gives a handkerchief to Ressi Uchiha.
Ressi Uchiha nods quietly to Eliza
Macha Hirashi says: I find it... difficult to describe just how
    much I love you. So let me say this: I'm here today to join
    my life to yours, not merely as your wife, but as your
    friend, your lover, and your confidant. I swear to be true
    to you, love you, and respect you as we grow together for
    eternity. Let me be the shoulder you lean on,the rock on
    which you rest,the companion of your life.
Macha Hirashi says: With a free and unconstrained soul I pledge
    my entire self to you, I give you all that I am, and all I
    ever will be. I promise to always stand by your side, listen
    when you speak, comfort you when you cry, and laugh when you
    laugh.
The tiny duckling goes "Quack".
Magistrate Jeanie smiles at Macha Hirashi and Anjin Hirashi.
Macha Hirashi blushes.
Magistrate Jeanie says: Macha and Anjin, with all that was said
    here before these witnesses, Oi have nay doubt wot the
    answers to moi questions will be, but still Oi do ask.
Magistrate Jeanie gets a closed thin book from a pocket in a
white linen bag.
Magistrate Jeanie opens the thin book to page 1.
Eliza blinks a tear away.
Magistrate Jeanie asks: Anjin, will ye take Macha as yer wife?
    Will ye love her, comfort her, honour and keep her, and
    forsaking all others, keep only unto her, as long as ye both
    shall live?
Anjin Hirashi says in Agatean: i will
Ressi Uchiha smiles.
Magistrate Jeanie nods at Anjin Hirashi.
Magistrate Jeanie asks: Macha, will ye take Anjin as yer husband?
    Will ye love him, comfort him, honour and keep him, and
    forsaking all others, keep only unto him, as long as ye both
    shall live?
Macha Hirashi says: i will
Young Tritia Rainseeker sniffs.
Magistrate Jeanie smiles.
Magistrate Jeanie closes the thin book.
Magistrate Jeanie puts the closed thin book in a pocket in the
white linen bag.
Ressi Uchiha opens the small waxed paper packet.
Magistrate Jeanie offers to marry Anjin Hirashi to Macha Hirashi.
Macha Hirashi agrees to marry Anjin Hirashi.
Anjin Hirashi agrees to marry Macha Hirashi.
Magistrate Jeanie gets a seven-plus-one diamond wedding ring and
a gold ribbon wedding band from a pocket in an azure gabardine
vestment.
Magistrate Jeanie says: May these rings be symbols of yer love
    for and faith in each other, and may they always remind ye
    of yer feelings on this day.
Eliza gasps quietly.
Magistrate Jeanie gives a seven-plus-one diamond wedding ring to
Anjin Hirashi.
Anjin Hirashi says in Agatean: I swear before all plesent I take
    yoo a my wife for all eternity, to rove yoo until rove no
    rongah exist. Take this ling a a sign of my eternal rove and
    devotion to yoo.
The tiny duckling flaps its tiny wings uselessly.
Anjin Hirashi gives a seven-plus-one diamond wedding ring to
Macha Hirashi.
Ressi Uchiha woos.
Macha Hirashi removes a pair of cyan fingerless gloves so she can
wear a seven-plus-one diamond wedding ring.
Macha Hirashi wears a pair of cyan fingerless gloves.
Macha Hirashi says: Wherever the winding, unknown road that is
    fate may take me, I will stand by your side as your wife,
    and will never, ever stop loving you. So before these
    witnesses, I give you this ring as a sign of my eternal love
    and devotion to you.
Minister Llia Kimori tears up.
Magistrate Jeanie gives a gold ribbon wedding band to Macha
Hirashi.
Macha Hirashi gives a gold ribbon wedding band to Anjin Hirashi.
Anjin Hirashi wears a gold ribbon wedding band.
Ressi Uchiha clears away more tears with the handkerchief.
Macha Hirashi smiles.
Sister Eloise Hirashi beams brightly.
Magistrate Jeanie says: Let us pray.
Ressi Uchiha spends a moment in thought with her head bowed.
Pious Laule Kimori smiles brightly and as if totaly enthralled.
Magistrate Jeanie says: Our lady Pishe, creator and preserver of
    all life, please look with favor upon those who have
    assembled here, and especially upon this man and this woman
    who decided to live together in matrimony.
Magistrate Jeanie says: Give them wisdom and devotion, that each
    may be to the other a strength in need, a counselor in
    perplexity, a comfort in sorrow, and a companion in joy.
    Give them grace, when they hurt each other, to recognize and
    acknowledge their fault, and to seek each other's
    forgiveness.
Minister Llia Kimori prostrates herself and shouts praise to
Pishe, Goddess of Slight Showers.
The tiny duckling flaps its tiny wings uselessly.
Pious Laule Kimori kneels and prays quietly for a few moments.
The lake lies in the distance, frozen.
Magistrate Jeanie says: And give them such fulfillment of their
    mutual affection that they may reach out in love and concern
    for others.
Magistrate Jeanie smiles.
Young Tritia Rainseeker smiles.
Sister Eloise Hirashi briefly bows her head and mutters something.
Magistrate Jeanie says: Macha and Anjin, by the authority vested
    in me by our Lady Pishe and by the Council of Ankh-Morpork,
    Oi nayw pronounce ye husband and wife. From this day on, yer
    lives shall forever be joined by the vows ye made today.
Magistrate Jeanie says: Those who were joined together here
    today, let nay man put asunder.
A white dove appears from nowhere and drops a wedding ring into
Anjin Hirashi's hands.  It then flies to Macha Hirashi and drops
a matching ring into her hands before flying away.
Magistrate Jeanie marries Anjin Hirashi to Macha Hirashi.
The wedding arbour vanishes into a romance dimension.
Sister Sushiko sobs happily.
Two tiny ducklings goes "Quack".
You applaud Jeanie, Macha Hirashi and Anjin Hirashi wholeheartedly.
Minister Llia Kimori cheers happily.
The wolf-like Ramtop wolfhound sniffs thoughtfully at the air.
The fat duck goes "Quack".
Sister Eloise Hirashi cheers enthusiastically.
Young Tritia Rainseeker cheers enthusiastically at Macha Hirashi
and Anjin Hirashi.
Magistrate Jeanie says to Anjin Hirashi: Ye may kiss the bride.
Eliza whistles in appreciation and joy.
Minister Llia Kimori woos.
Anjin Hirashi kisses Macha Hirashi sweetly.
Macha Hirashi blushes brightly.
The wolf-like Ramtop wolfhound wonders where to join the nearest
drove.
Sister Eloise Hirashi sighs dreamily.
Ressi Uchiha says: cheers all.
Magistrate Jeanie says: And nayw it be moi happy privilege to
    congratulate and introduce to ye the newly wed couple Macha
    and Anjin Hirashi.
Magistrate Jeanie congratulates Macha Hirashi and Anjin Hirashi.
Sister Sushiko woos.
Ressi Uchiha whistles.
Pious Laule Kimori cheers in congratulations at Anjin Hirashi and
Macha Hirashi.
Pious Laule Kimori's dragonhead ring snorts little puffs of smoke
into the air.
You raise your glass and toast Anjin Hirashi and Macha Hirashi.
Mrs Macha Hirashi beams brightly.
Young Tritia Rainseeker congratulates Mrs Macha Hirashi and Anjin
Hirashi.
Minister Llia Kimori congratulates Anjin Hirashi and Mrs Macha
Hirashi.
Sister Eloise Hirashi cheers anjin; cheer at Mrs Macha Hirashi.
Anjin Hirashi holds Mrs Macha Hirashi's hand.
Ressi Uchiha squeezes Mrs Macha Hirashi and Anjin Hirashi fondly.
Mrs Macha Hirashi hugs Anjin Hirashi tightly.
You stand up.
Pious Dvalinn congratulates Anjin Hirashi.
Pious Dvalinn sips the clear wine glass of fine red wine.
Pious Laule Kimori congratulates Mrs Macha Hirashi and Anjin
Hirashi.
Sister Eloise Hirashi congratulates Anjin Hirashi.
Young Tritia Rainseeker hugs Anjin Hirashi.
Young Tritia Rainseeker hugs Mrs Macha Hirashi.
Sister Eloise Hirashi congratulates Mrs Macha Hirashi.
Eliza Kimori's drink-a-maton wine dispenser quacks: When your glass is empty, just drop it to the floor and I'll fill it.
Ressi Uchiha stands up.
Magistrate Jeanie gets a clear pint glass of fine red wine from
Blue Moon Park.
The cold winter night hangs over the frozen landscape.
Sister Sushiko congratulates Anjin Hirashi and Mrs Macha Hirashi.
Eliza says: What A beautiful ceremony
Sister Sushiko sips the clear wine glass of fine red wine.
Eliza congratulates Magistrate Jeanie on a job well done.
Magistrate Jeanie beams at you.
Sister Eloise Hirashi beams at Magistrate Jeanie.
Magistrate Jeanie thanks you.
Sister Eloise Hirashi sips the clear wine glass of fine red wine.
Anjin Hirashi hugs Magistrate Jeanie gratefully.
Sister Sushiko gets some multi-coloured confetti from a pocket in
a Hertmes grey ostrich handbag.
Mrs Macha Hirashi giggles.
Pious Laule Kimori bows reverently to Magistrate Jeanie.
Magistrate Jeanie smiles at Pious Laule Kimori.
Mrs Macha Hirashi giggles.
Sister Sushiko throws some multi-coloured confetti over Anjin
Hirashi and Mrs Macha Hirashi.
Mrs Macha Hirashi laughs.
Mrs Macha Hirashi holds Anjin Hirashi.
Anjin Hirashi holds Mrs Macha Hirashi.

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The letters of Valdulech

To my dearest,

These are the records of my dishonourable misfortunes and why I do not regret.

Darkness in my soul
Like dark trees in Uberwald
Yet I love you both.

Once I was a young man in service of the Lord Kimori. His humble personal aid and man servant I was. My daily life revolved around setting clothes, calligraph papers and plan my masters personal engagements. Those days were lived on the Counterweight Continent. Where gold is plenty and honour more valuable than the air we breathe.

The Lord of the Kimori was a good master for his servants and his treatment of me was no exception. Due to my position however I was well aware how important it was for the Kimori to do well in the game of politics and houses. And so I gave all my life to serve the Kimori.

Unfortunately our enemies plotted in the dark and together they ensured the downfall of the Kimori, not by crippling it, but by treacherous plotting and betrayal.

Our honour became stained and we were cast out from the Empire as the Emperor himself declared: all Kimori must be hunt down and slain. Our enemies listened very well that day and bloodshed followed.


Many sad events followed, yet also many great deeds happened to ensure the Kimori Clan would survive. I have killed for my Lord in the past and I certainly am willing to do so again. If I knew it would help him protect the Clan. My clan. I am Kimori, as were my father and grandfather before me.

It is difficult to explain for those outside the family, but it was home.

The Kimori that survived the onslaught fled across the sea to Ankh Morpork. In the years that followed my Lord Kimori tried to rebuild the family. In those days I was his trusted right hand, having protected him in many occasion. We prepared for the day that we would be strong enough, so we could return home and reclaim our position. Either by proving the treason or by overthrowing the Emperor.

Our enemies had heard from our sanctuary in Ankh Morpork and one dark night a successful assassination resulted in the death of the Lord and his Lady. Chaos erupted as the clan fell apart. Kimori that had survived, suddenly disappeared into the streets. I had failed to protect my Lord! There are days I wish I had died that night alongside them.

Some time before I had met a gypsy on the gypsies fair. She was the sweetest creature and when I first laid my eyes on her, she seemed like a rose of beauty. Her name was Lola Dulech and she was the daughter of the gypsy leader. After the collapse of the clan, it was with her I fled. I joined the gypsies and we returned to the dark forests of Uberwald.

From our love you were born, my daughter. I have been able to protect you and live my life happily until the end of my days. Yet I feel sorrow and loss, because I lost my identity as a Kimori. The spilled blood is colouring my dreams and nightmares alike.

If you read this, I must have passed away. Alas! I never regretted you and Lola. But I regret I have not been able to restore our last name, the one we rightfully deserve.

There’s one thing I want to ask you, my sweet child, go to Ankh Morpork and once there inform at the Weapon Masters’ Court, seek the Taiki – if he is still alive today – and join his cause as rightful Kimori. Revenge our memory through service, like your ancestors before you.

Your old father,

Shimobe Kimori

Kimori Family Clan Update

Slight corrections in this update. Kyoshi sold her slave off to a dogfood company and married in secret with her gufnorkian beloved Soùter. (Mind the accent.)

Meanwhile Ryuu ran into his long lost half-brother Kaito Kimori. The clan now takes care of him and protects him from the agents of the Empire. Their days of hunting down Kaito are over.

We are always happy to welcome new and old Kimori into the clan, but sometimes it can be saddening as well. The bitter memories of our betrayal and the costly sacrifice that followed as the Empire was brought down upon us, have left scars too deep for outsiders to understand.

As the Kimori clan grows, so will our power. And one day we will not hesitate to strike back and redeem our former homelands. To claim again what was ours. Until then, however, we wish our enemies interesting times.

Kimori Family Clan Update

The latest update of the family tree. A bit on the late side, but an update indeed. The tree now shows the difference between the vital members of the family and those who passed away. All relations are reasoned from the current Lord of Kimori: Taiki.






With the addition of Valdulech, maid of the Kimori household and lover of her manly barbarian Uhr, the family tree has grown a bit more.

The second part is the first effort to portray the more advancing, complicated relations within the clan. The current effort shows the relation between the council members and those who serve the clan - and are therefore Kimori - but do not have any bloodties (yet) with the family. These are listed under the Special Forces section.

We are now awaiting the second effort, which will hopefully make a lot more sense. So stay tuned!

A meeting with an odd stranger

Miss Valdulech bows to you.
Miss Valdulech exclaims to you with an Uberwaldean accent: i seek the nobalis faemdiuseus kimori!
Miss Valdulech looks at you.
Miss Valdulech smiles at you.
Miss Valdulech bows deeply to you.

You say in Agatean: Hello
You kowtow.

Miss Valdulech asks you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: vo you yadaukza uberwaldean?

You say in Uberwaldean: Barely.
You ponder.
Kyoshi Kimori has an idea
You get a purple baton from a pocket in the black backpack.
You hold a purple baton in your right hand.
You find it much more difficult to perform tongues because you are using the purple baton as an external focus for the ritual. However, this is partially mitigated by the fact that you are near a sacred shower.
You kneel and spread your arms in benediction.
You pray for the Apostles' Gift.
Loudly now, you chant the names of Pishe in the many languages of the Discworld.
You humbly request the power to spread Pishe's Word.

You say in Uberwaldean: That should do the trick.
You say in Uberwaldean: For as long as the ritual lasts

Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: wow i understand you!

You nod at Miss Valdulech.

Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: I have journyed here from Uberwald looking for the nobal family name Kimori!

You say in Uberwaldean: Yes, I used the gift of my Goddess to break the language barriers for a short time.
You say in Uberwaldean: Ah, yes. I am Kimori.
You say in Uberwaldean: But from uberwald? That's a new one for me.

Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: that is indeed a valuable guift!
Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: I read of your family name in my father's journal!

You ask in Uberwaldean: Oh? How come?

Miss Valdulech says to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: pro was ka traveler
Miss Valdulech says to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: he is gone blavo
Miss Valdulech looks sad as she gazzes into the distance.
Miss Valdulech bows deeply to you.
Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: pro came to our bhanano zyescho lokttomakha, thats gdye pro drota and brekyeka sta mother but szczzo daszovki a clooro time kaklo now!
Miss Valdulech smiles bashfully at you.

Kyoshi Kimori doesn't understand half of it
You ask in Uberwaldean: Come again? He was a traveler and then?

Miss Valdulech says to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: he is gone now
Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: he came to our baren land exploring, thats where he met and maried my mother but that was a long time ago now!

You ask in Uberwaldean: Ah, and what did he write down about Kimori in the journal?

Miss Valdulech says to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: it is good to speak to a Kimori at last, i have been trying to understand morporkian but it is slow
Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: he said he meet the nobal family, in a far off land!
Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: ya szovyolodha get the jurnal kudha show you deszrosliptuszovki!

Kyoshi Kimori raises a finger and says 'one moment please'.
Kyoshi Kimori repeats her ritual from earlier.

You ask in Uberwaldean: Yes, you were saying?

Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: i should get the jurnal and show you perhaps!

You nod at Miss Valdulech.
You say in Uberwaldean: Indeed. That would be interesting.

Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: but it is back in escrow and it is a long journy, and now i need to rest!

You say in Uberwaldean: I can give you a lift to Escrow if you want, we'll be there very quickly.

Miss Valdulech says to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: I am sceptical, but not now

You invite Miss Valdulech to follow you.
You grin.

Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: ya szczkukza you for your yadro kudha hope we droyeta kacrama szovlyeno!

You mutter under your breath.

Miss Valdulech shakes her head at you.

You ask in Uberwaldean: Come again?

Miss Valdulech exclaims to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: i thank you for your time and hope we meet again soon!
Miss Valdulech says to you in Uberwaldean with an Uberwaldean accent: and maybe you can show me how you travel

You say in Uberwaldean: Ah right. Sure.
You wave to Miss Valdulech.
Kyoshi Kimori goes back to worshipping Pishe

Miss Valdulech waves to you.
Miss Valdulech leaves down.