My Wedding Day - by Laule Kimori

This is the edge of Firefly Lake, a spectacular and secluded spot, alluring to both nature lovers or lovers by nature. Perfect for those who wish to spend time admiring the scenery with that special someone. The lake glows and sparkles in the light, while the trees sway slightly in a cool breeze. An occasional swan swims across the clear, blue waters as if in an artist's landscape, but somehow it seems that it would be better to wait until dark to see the real beauty of this lake. The wooden bench here is set perfectly to look out across the lake and admire the resplendence of the area.It is a warm summer prime's evening with almost no wind and a beautifully clear sky.
Competent Uhr Kimori is sitting here and Magistrate Jeanie, Black Ooonah Potpie (dim), Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie, an aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound, Holy Kyoshi Kimori and Sister Carasel Kimori are standing here.

A simple bench is sitting on the grass beside the lake.
A brief splattering of raindrops land on the ground as Pious Pli Veridicus appears, accompanied by the tang of ozone.
You feel dry now.
Pious Pli Veridicus puts the title changer in a pocket in the hunter's pack.

Black Ooonah Potpie suddenly steps out of the foreground next to you.Black Ooonah Potpie screams.
You say: now im ready
You smile.
Magistrate Jeanie listens carefully to Black Ooonah Potpie.Competent Uhr Kimori grins.
Black Ooonah Potpie cracks her knuckles.Black Ooonah Potpie flutters her eyelashes.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie cowers in a corner from Black Ooonah Potpie.
Black Ooonah Potpie sidles up to you.Competent Uhr Kimori whispers loudly goddaddy brought cake?

You smile uneasily.
Jeanie asks Ooonah Potpie and you Shall we start then?
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal flame ring shimmers.
You tell Ooonah Potpie and Jeanie indeed and thank you Pious Pli Veridicus smiles at Black Ooonah Potpie.
Pious Pli Veridicus smiles at you.
Black Ooonah Potpie wrings her hands over and over and over and over and overPious Pli Veridicus hugs Magistrate Jeanie.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Please cut down any spam, we are about to begin.
A wedding arbour appears in a puff of romance.
Magistrate Jeanie offers to marry you to Black Ooonah Potpie.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's small blue scorpion peers at you with a disdainful look.
Black Ooonah Potpie freaks out.Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's oversized bright blue spider gnashes its mandibles audibly.
You agree to marry Black Ooonah Potpie.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: We are gathered here to perform a marriage on very short notice - and at least I am a bit relieved to see that the bride shows no signs of having to marry _right now_ or it being too late.
You smile happily.
Pious Pli Veridicus cheers enthusiastically at you.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: So maybe it's just the love that Ooonah and Laule share that brings them here today, a love that makes them unable to stand living without the other for a single day longer.
Black Ooonah Potpie looks downBlack Ooonah Potpie sucks her tummy in
Magistrate Jeanie smiles at you.Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Let us go ahead.

Magistrate Jeanie opens the thin book to page 1.
You nod.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie gives Ooonah away as she is the only other Potpie present.
You thank Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie.
Magistrate Jeanie reads page one of an open thin book.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound lies down.Magistrate Jeanie asks with a Lancrastian accent: Laule, will you take Ooonah as your wife? Will you love her, comfort her, honour and keep her, and forsaking all others, keep only unto her, as long as you both shall live?
Black Ooonah Potpie clings onto Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie pats Black Ooonah Potpie on the head.

You say: I will
Magistrate Jeanie smiles.
Magistrate Jeanie asks with a Lancrastian accent: Ooonah, will you take Laule as your husband? Will you love him, comfort him, honour and keep him, and forsaking all others, keep only unto him, as long as you both shall live?
Black Ooonah Potpie gasps in astonishment.

It seems so peaceful here.
Black Ooonah Potpie beams brightly.Black Ooonah Potpie nods happily.Black Ooonah Potpie exclaims with a Morporkian accent: I will!A glittering sprinkle of light scatters about the room from Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace.Magistrate Jeanie smiles.
Black Ooonah Potpie does a little danceMultilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings slithers around a bit.

You smile very happliy.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: I think there was something the groom wanted to do now.
Black Ooonah Potpie agrees to marry you.Black Ooonah Potpie blinks.
Black Ooonah Potpie blinks at you.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound wonders what space turtles eat.Sister Carasel Kimori's dragonhead ring breathes little streams of fire.Magistrate Jeanie listens carefully to you.

You sing "we said weed walk together" softly and a little nerviously to Black Ooonah Potpie.
Black Ooonah Potpie fans Laule a little cause he looks like he passed outThere is a sudden white flash around Pious Pli Veridicus.
You sing "baby come what may" stronger now to Black Ooonah Potpie.Black Ooonah Potpie blushes at you.
You sing "that come the twilight" to Black Ooonah Potpie.
You sing "should we lose our way"
You sing now looking at Black Ooonah Potpie "if as we are walking our hands should slip free"
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal flame ring glimmers.
Black Ooonah Potpie holds your hand and You sing "i will wait for you" while gazing into Black Ooonah Potpie's eyes.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound quietly ponders this life.
You sing to Black Ooonah Potpie "should i fall behind I will wait for to you. "

A leaf floats down and lands in the lake, causing ripples to glitter around it.
You take a deep breath filling your lungs full of the crisp cool air.
You sing out looking across the lake "now everyone dreams of a love lasting and true"
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie grins at Black Ooonah Potpie.
Scattered light dances from Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace.
Black Ooonah Potpie swoons at you.
You sing "but you and i know what this life can do" turning back to look at Black Ooonah Potpie.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings glitters.
You sing "so let us make our steps clear so the other may see."
You sing "and I will wait for you" to Black Ooonah Potpie.
You sing to Black Ooonah Potpie "should i fall behind I will wait for to you."
Black Ooonah Potpie turns all sorts of colours

You sing "Now theres a beutiful river in the valey ahead" to Black Ooonah Potpie.
A breeze flows across the area, cooling your face and gently tousling your hair.
Competent Uhr Kimori sniffs away a tear
You sing "There neath the oaks bow soon we will be wed" to Black Ooonah Potpie.
You sing "should we lose each other" to Black Ooonah Potpie.
Sister Carasel Kimori's dragonhead ring snorts little puffs of smoke into the air.
Black Ooonah Potpie fans herself and smiles brightly
You sing "in the shadow of the evenings trees" to Black Ooonah Potpie.
You sing "I will wait for you" to Black Ooonah Potpie.Black Ooonah Potpie hums to you.
You sing "should I fall behind wait for......." to Black Ooonah Potpie.
You sing "me"

Black Ooonah Potpie looks at you.
You say: few
You smile at Pli Veridicus, Jeanie, Ooonah Potpie, Shenandoah Potpie, the aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound, Uhr Kimori, Kyoshi Kimori and Carasel Kimori.
Magistrate Jeanie applauds you wholeheartedly.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace glimmers.
Magistrate Jeanie exclaims with a Lancrastian accent: Now that's love!
Competent Uhr Kimori claps his hands.
Sister Carasel Kimori cheers enthusiastically.
Black Ooonah Potpie exclaims to you with a Morporkian accent: you are so sweet Laule!Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal flame ring shimmers.
You smile lovingly at Black Ooonah Potpie.
Competent Uhr Kimori says with a Morporkian accent: Goddady has good voice
Pious Pli Veridicus cheers enthusiastically at you.
Competent Uhr Kimori nods sagely.
Pious Pli Veridicus kneels and prays quietly for a few moments.
Magistrate Jeanie says to Sister Carasel Kimori with a Lancrastian accent: The rings please.
Black Ooonah Potpie squirms delightedly.
Sister Carasel Kimori gives a white gold wedding ring and a dragonhead ring to Magistrate Jeanie.

A leaf floats down and lands in the lake, causing ripples to glitter around it.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound sniffs the air.
You thank Black Ooonah Potpie with all the love in your heart.
A few glittering bubbles detach themselves from Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings and bob cheerily away.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Please, Laule, give this ring to Ooonah and repeat after me:
Magistrate Jeanie gives a white gold wedding ring to you.Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: With this ring, I marry you and join my life to yours.
You give a white gold wedding ring to Black Ooonah Potpie.
You say: With this ring, I marry you and join my life to yours.Magistrate Jeanie smiles.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound looks calmly at Competent Uhr Kimori.
You smile happily.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Now, Ooonah, please give this ring to Laule and repeat after me:
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound stands up.
Magistrate Jeanie gives a dragonhead ring to Black Ooonah Potpie.Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: With this ring, I marry you and join my life to yours.
You gaze lovingly at Black Ooonah Potpie.The evening sun disappears behind a cloud.
You smile at Black Ooonah Potpie.

You see Black Ooonah Potpie the Witch. She is a strapping young human lass. A dark Drow Queen crosses your mind at a lingering glance at her etheral beauty. Chestnut skin glows, and clouds of shockingly white hair frame a haunting vissage. Her neck is long and regal, the dips and curves of it hold jewelry in a very sexy manner, making you want to touch her there. Hands as delicate as whispers move gracefully like leaves in the wind. They seem to almost flutter as she fiddles with things...She is in good shape.She is standing.You can't help but notice sixteen warts upon her face.She has a frying pan floating around her.A small swarm of powdery grey moths is spiralling chaotically around her.She looks rather warm.Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand).Wearing : a pair of lace-up ladies' boots, a crude string bag, a small backpack, a pointy black hat, a D'reg wedding dress, a set of jingly handmaiden's bangles, a brightly coloured bangle and a platinum engagement ring.Carrying: a dragonhead ring and a white gold wedding ring.

A breeze flows across the area, cooling your face and gently tousling your hair.
Magistrate Jeanie asks with a Lancrastian accent: Ooonah, can you hear me?Black Ooonah Potpie's dragonhead ring yawns sleepily.
Laule Kimori looks nervious
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie prods Black Ooonah Potpie.
A glittering sprinkle of light scatters about the room from Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace.
You tell Jeanie and Pli Veridicus: she will be back
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings glints richly.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: All this may have been a bit much in short time for the loverly bride Ooonah, let's hope she recovers soon.

Black Ooonah Potpie panics.
Black Ooonah Potpie pants.
You tell Pli Veridicus and Jeanie: she is proberbly panicking more than us
Magistrate Jeanie smiles at Black Ooonah Potpie.
Black Ooonah Potpie freaks out.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: All is fine.
You beam at Black Ooonah Potpie.

A leaf floats down and lands in the lake, causing ripples to glitter around it.
Black Ooonah Potpie faints.
Black Ooonah Potpie apologises.
You say: just happy you are back
Black Ooonah Potpie curses her loss of conciousness.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Nothing to apologise for.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie hugs Black Ooonah Potpie.
Black Ooonah Potpie wears a white gold wedding ring.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Now, Ooonah, please give the ring to Laule and repeat after me:Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: With this ring, I marry you and join my life to yours.
Black Ooonah Potpie gives a dragonhead ring to you.
The evening sun peeks out from behind a cloud.You beam brightly.
You wear a dragonhead ring.
Black Ooonah Potpie says with a Morporkian accent: With this ring, I marry you and join my life to yours
Magistrate Jeanie smiles at you.
Magistrate Jeanie closes the thin book.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Let us pray.You smile like a man in heaven.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Our lady Pishe, creator and preserver of all life, please look with favor upon those who have assembled here, and especially upon this man and this woman who decided to live together in matrimony.
You bow your head
Scattered light dances from Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Give them wisdom and devotion, that each may be to the other a strength in need, a counselor in perplexity, a comfort in sorrow, and a companion in joy. Give them grace, when they hurt each other, to recognize and acknowledge their fault, and to seek each other's forgiveness.
Your dragonhead ring snorts little puffs of smoke into the air.
Sister Carasel Kimori spends a moment in thought with her head bowed.
Pious Pli Veridicus spends a moment in thought with his head bowed.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: And give them such fulfillment of their mutual affection that they may reach out in love and concern for others.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie briefly bows her head and mutters something.
Black Ooonah Potpie shuffles her feet in embarrassment.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Ooonah and Laule, by the authority vested in me by our Lady Pishe and by the Council of Ankh-Morpork, I now pronounce you husband and wife. From this day on, your lives shall forever be joined by the vows you made today.
You smile at Black Ooonah Potpie.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings glitters.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie congratulates you.

Black Ooonah Potpie gasps in astonishment.
Black Ooonah Potpie gasps in astonishment at you.
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Those who were joined together here today, let no man put asunder.
A white dove appears from nowhere and drops a wedding ring into your hands.
The dove then flies to Black Ooonah Potpie and drops a matching wedding ring into she hands before flying away.
Magistrate Jeanie marries Black Ooonah Potpie to you.
The wedding arbour vanishes into a romance dimension.

Black Ooonah Kimori gasps in astonishment at you.
Sister Carasel Kimori cheers enthusiastically.
Competent Uhr Kimori stands up.
Competent Uhr Kimori cheers enthusiastically.
Magistrate Jeanie says to you with a Lancrastian accent: You may kiss the Bride.
Black Ooonah Kimori tackles you.

The swan ducks its head into the water and comes back up flapping its wings.
You kiss Black Ooonah Kimori softly and sweetly.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie woos at you.
Pious Pli Veridicus cheers you.
Black Ooonah Kimori stands on her tiptoes
Competent Uhr Kimori dances and cheers wildly
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal flame ring pulses warmly.

Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: And now it is my happy privilege to congratulate and introduce to you the newly wed couple Ooonah and Laule.
Pious Pli Veridicus cheers enthusiastically at you.
Magistrate Jeanie congratulates you.
You kiss Black Ooonah Kimori softly and sweetly with love some more.
Black Ooonah Kimori kisses you passionately.
Pious Pli Veridicus applauds Magistrate Jeanie wholeheartedly.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie cheers enthusiastically at you.
You thank Magistrate Jeanie.

Competent Uhr Kimori cheers enthusiastically.
Magistrate Jeanie and Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie cheer enthusiastically at you.
Black Ooonah Kimori exclaims with a Morporkian accent: I am married?!?!
Pious Pli Veridicus hugs Magistrate Jeanie.
Black Ooonah Kimori exclaims to you with a Morporkian accent: we are married?!?!
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound yawns.
Competent Uhr Kimori says with a Morporkian accent: Jeanie sais so
Black Ooonah Kimori explodes cake.Competent Uhr Kimori exclaims with a Morporkian accent:

Now we eat cake!
Competent Uhr Kimori looks around for cake
Black Ooonah Kimori snuggles up to you affectionately.
Black Ooonah Kimori hugs you.
Competent Uhr Kimori asks with a Morporkian accent: Who brought cake?
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie gibbers madly.
Black Ooonah Kimori says to Competent Uhr Kimori with a Morporkian accent: I think they forgot the cake...
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie curls up in Black Ooonah Potpie's lap.

Competent Uhr Kimori wonders if he was suposed to bring the cake
Competent Uhr Kimori panics.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace glimmers.
Black Ooonah Kimori comforts Competent Uhr Kimori.
A bubble pops in Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings.
Black Ooonah Kimori purrs contentedly at Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie.
Competent Uhr Kimori grins.Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie asks with a Lancrastian accent: we could have pasta instead?

Competent Uhr Kimori says with a Morporkian accent: Uhr likes pasta
Ooonah Kimori exclaims to Jeanie and you: WORKING ON IT!
Black Ooonah Kimori likes pasta too
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie lifts Ooonah up in the jewish chair dance.It seems so peaceful here.
Black Ooonah Kimori bobs up and down trying not to fall off
Your dragonhead ring yawns sleepily.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie giggles at Black Ooonah Kimori.
Magistrate Jeanie sits down.
Magistrate Jeanie stands up.

The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound nibbles on her shoulder.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie puts Ooonah down gently.
Pious Pli Veridicus waves madly to you.
Magistrate Jeanie waves to Pious Pli Veridicus.
Competent Uhr Kimori chuckles.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal flame ring glimmers.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie eats imaginary raspberry cheesecake

The swan ducks its head into the water and comes back up flapping its wings.
Competent Uhr Kimori asks with a Morporkian accent: What we do now?
Magistrate Jeanie says with a Lancrastian accent: Well, having spoken of the advantages of cake vs no cake earlier, I think a marriage with groom and bride present is still great, even in absence of cake.
Competent Uhr Kimori nods.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound yawns.

A glittering sprinkle of light scatters about the room from Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal teardrop necklace.
Black Ooonah Kimori screams.
You cheer enthusiastically.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings glints richly.Black

Ooonah Kimori says with a Morporkian accent: Im a Kimori Pie
Black Ooonah Kimori gasps in astonishment.
Competent Uhr Kimori says with a Morporkian accent: Uhr likes pie
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie weeps with Black Ooonah Kimori.
Black Ooonah Kimori cheers enthusiastically.
You cuddle Black Ooonah Kimori happily.
You say: thank you all for this you have made us both so happy
Competent Uhr Kimori smiles happily.
Magistrate Jeanie exclaims with a Lancrastian accent: My pleasure. May you have a happy life as a married couple!

You ask Black Ooonah Kimori: do you like the ring?
Your dragonhead ring breathes little streams of fire.
A breeze flows across the area, cooling your face and gently tousling your hair.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie pats you on the back.
You thank Magistrate Jeanie again for getting this together so quickly.
You thank Sister Carasel Kimori for being best woman.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound wonders where the t-shop is.
You thank Competent Uhr Kimori for being best godson.
Magistrate Jeanie smiles at you.

Competent Uhr Kimori cheers enthusiastically at you.
Black Ooonah Kimori reads the wedding ring.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound sniffs thoughtfully at the air.
Black Ooonah Kimori exclaims to you with a Morporkian accent: I love it sweetie!

Jeanie tells Ooonah Kimori and you: I hope the ceremony was ok for you - we didn't really have time to talk about things beforehand.The flames on Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's sapphire blue crystal flame ring seem to dance.
Ooonah Kimori exclaims to Jeanie and you: It was lovely!
Black Ooonah Kimori thanks you.
The aristocratic Ramtop wolfhound nibbles on her shoulder.
Black Ooonah Kimori beams brightly.

Competent Uhr Kimori asks with a Morporkian accent: Kyoshi! You have cake?
Holy Kyoshi Kimori cheers enthusiastically at you.
Magistrate Jeanie exclaims with a Lancrastian accent: Now I'll have to do the paperwork for your marriage at the Council. Have a nice day!

Black Ooonah Kimori exclaims to you with a Morporkian accent: cake!
Holy Kyoshi Kimori hugs Black Ooonah Kimori.
A bubble pops in Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie's pair of sapphire blue crystal bubble earrings.
You thank Holy Kyoshi Kimori for coming.Black Ooonah Kimori huggles Holy Kyoshi Kimori.
Magistrate Jeanie waves to you.Holy Kyoshi Kimori waves to Magistrate Jeanie.Magistrate Jeanie opens the gate and goes through.
You wave to Magistrate Jeanie.
A leaf floats down and lands in the lake, causing ripples to glitter around it.

Black Ooonah Kimori exclaims to you with a Morporkian accent: you were very prepared! all I did was have a dress!
You exclaim to Holy Kyoshi Kimori: this means the kimori and potpie clans have a link!
Black Ooonah Kimori beams brightly.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie collapses from excitement.
Holy Kyoshi Kimori gasps in astonishment.

Black Ooonah Kimori nods happily.
You exclaim: Ooonah you are so beutiful!
Black Ooonah Kimori blushes hotly.
Multilingual Shenandoah Potpie raises her glass and toasts you with toast.
Black Ooonah Kimori swirls in her tiny wedding dress
You beam lots and lots.

...................And they all had Cake and tattoos and lived happily ever after.